Why I Want to Join the Rice Haters Club

[RedLilPony]

OK so yesterday I'm cruizin in Beauty heading over to Taco Cabana (YUM YUM) and when I pull up there's a line at the to-go window. The urge for Cabana got to me so I waited in line. And, low and behold but what is in front of me but a ricer. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? I looked the car over and at first thought, OK whatever. But then the guy starts to rev his beehive of a Honda at me. Typical. THEN he PURGES at me! WTF?!? THEN he leans out the window and talks crap at me. Well, I simply ignored the MFer and placed my order and got my Nachos (YUM YUM) and when I pulled out of the to-go lane THERE HE WAS! He was waiting for me. That's when I got a good look at the car. It was Black with wannabe Fast and the Furious decals, clear tail lights, a unicar spoiler that was 2 feet to tall, spare tires in the front, and those annoying ricer seat belts. So I pulled out onto the frontage road and here he comes looking for a little piece of Beauty. He pulls up next to me and revs so I simply give him a big smile and dropped a gear. I never saw the F****ER again. And I lived happily ever after.