Why I Want to Join the Rice Haters Club
 

OK so yesterday I'm cruizin in Beauty heading over to Taco Cabana (YUM YUM) and when I pull up there's a line at the to-go window. The urge for Cabana got to me so I waited in line. And, low and behold but what is in front of me but a ricer. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? I looked the car over and at first thought, OK whatever. But then the guy starts to rev his beehive of a Honda at me. Typical. THEN he PURGES at me! WTF?!? THEN he leans out the window and talks crap at me. Well, I simply ignored the MFer and placed my order and got my Nachos (YUM YUM) and when I pulled out of the to-go lane THERE HE WAS! He was waiting for me. That's when I got a good look at the car. It was Black with wannabe Fast and the Furious decals, clear tail lights, a unicar spoiler that was 2 feet to tall, spare tires in the front, and those annoying ricer seat belts. So I pulled out onto the frontage road and here he comes looking for a little piece of Beauty. He pulls up next to me and revs so I simply give him a big smile and dropped a gear. I never saw the F****ER again. And I lived happily ever after.

hahaha... great kill, love the story to go with it. Some ricers are just plain ol' stupid dumbas*'s. Is Beauty your '68 Fastback?

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Answer to 1969Mach1
 

Here's the names:

Beauty: 99 GT Coupe (Black)

Betty: 68 GT Fastback (Red as in redlilpony!)

the Cobra: 98 Cobra Coupe (white)

We've got so many we've gotta name em! :D

Yeh I just read up on it on your webpage. VERY NICE! :D :D

§am.

Rice Haters......
 

If you want to join the rice haters you should start by going to

www.ricehatersclub.com

:D :D

Jodie, you just described 70% of the imports in my area. dang i hate those little turds. i have to say the end of your story was the bright spot in my day so far.

good kill on a ricer, lol, we have 2 kinds of ricer's now, the i lost & im curious type, then we have the bling bling, ghetto rice- usally an old gm with clear tailights, & 22 inch rim's, they both are fugly. gotta get a camera . :D :D :D :rolleyes:

I WANT IN!
 

Sign me up! I'm in! :D

hahaha lol I've also noticed the look my Civic Hatchback is a POS with a coffee can as a muffler and I can cut people off. Atleast that is what he thought tell he cut me off. Some *** in a Civic hatchback cut me off last week, I downshifted, and hammered it, I was on the mofo's *** so fast he just stepped on it and moved over. I had to turn or I was going to keep chasing him. But there are really 2 types of ricers, the ones that know dick and think they know everything and think there car is fast, and the ones that are just going with the fad and making there car look "good".

I got myself a camera and take pictures of all the rice I see. lol Well the unusally funny rice atleast. I'll post some pics when I get home. lol

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