25 Signs You've Grown Up

cyberstang5.0 · 10-30-2002, 09:14 AM

25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

1969Mach1 · 10-30-2002, 09:26 AM

I still have alot of growing up to do... but I'm getting there. lol

§am.

cyberstang5.0 · 10-30-2002, 11:36 AM

I guess I'm old cuz I fit about 20/25 of them

The Deuce · 10-30-2002, 11:53 AM

I guess I've been old for longer than I realize.

10-30-2002, 09:43 PM

lmao, those are funny. thankfully only a couple apply to me

RAGE_5.0 · 10-31-2002, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1969Mach1
I still have alot of growing up to do... but I'm getting there. lol

§am.

Same here. I don't wamt to grow up though. I hate the responsibility I have now.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-31-2002, 12:44 AM

lmao i guess im not that old after all only a few of those fit me, heheheh

rbatson2 · 10-31-2002, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
lmao i guess im not that old after all only a few of those fit me, heheheh

Marty. Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty old..

chuck88 · 10-31-2002, 02:59 PM

Thanks a lot I got 20 of them. Like hitting 40 last monthwasnt hard enough. Sure kick me when I am down, next you willwant to steal my walker LOL.

Chuck88

Motorhead302 · 10-31-2002, 03:51 PM

That's some good stuff. Good stuff. Some of those apply here, but only because i've never really drank very much. it just never appealed to me.

But otherwise, i'm still a young punk.

Oh, and i'm not calling the cops because of "those damn kids", i'm calling the apartment office because of the old dickhead above us that plays piano and sings at the top of his lungs until 2:30 AM. does that qualify?

10-30-2002, 09:14 AM	#1
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	25 Signs You've Grown Up 25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

10-30-2002, 09:26 AM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	I still have alot of growing up to do... but I'm getting there. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-30-2002, 11:53 AM	#4
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I guess I've been old for longer than I realize. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

10-31-2002, 12:44 AM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	lmao i guess im not that old after all only a few of those fit me, heheheh __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-31-2002, 03:51 PM	#10
Motorhead302 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 264	That's some good stuff. Good stuff. Some of those apply here, but only because i've never really drank very much. it just never appealed to me. But otherwise, i'm still a young punk. Oh, and i'm not calling the cops because of "those damn kids", i'm calling the apartment office because of the old dickhead above us that plays piano and sings at the top of his lungs until 2:30 AM. does that qualify? __________________ Proud to be Rice Haters' Club member # 88, 95 GT, Pulleys, Headers, Off-road H, 3.55's, Tremec 3550, Cobra Clutch 14.4's @ 96mph before exhaust. '92 LX, 4.10's, Underdrives, Off-road, Flowmaster 2 Chambers, Chrome Cobra R Wheels NEW TIMES: 8.694@78.7, 13.694@97.76

10-30-2002, 11:36 AM	#3
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	I guess I'm old cuz I fit about 20/25 of them

10-30-2002, 09:43 PM	#5
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, those are funny. thankfully only a couple apply to me

10-31-2002, 02:59 PM	#9
chuck88 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Wood Ridge NJ USA Posts: 341	Thanks a lot I got 20 of them. Like hitting 40 last monthwasnt hard enough. Sure kick me when I am down, next you willwant to steal my walker LOL. Chuck88

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