Why I Want to Join the Rice Haters Club

RedLilPony · 09-16-2002, 08:28 AM

OK so yesterday I'm cruizin in Beauty heading over to Taco Cabana (YUM YUM) and when I pull up there's a line at the to-go window. The urge for Cabana got to me so I waited in line. And, low and behold but what is in front of me but a ricer. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? I looked the car over and at first thought, OK whatever. But then the guy starts to rev his beehive of a Honda at me. Typical. THEN he PURGES at me! WTF?!? THEN he leans out the window and talks crap at me. Well, I simply ignored the MFer and placed my order and got my Nachos (YUM YUM) and when I pulled out of the to-go lane THERE HE WAS! He was waiting for me. That's when I got a good look at the car. It was Black with wannabe Fast and the Furious decals, clear tail lights, a unicar spoiler that was 2 feet to tall, spare tires in the front, and those annoying ricer seat belts. So I pulled out onto the frontage road and here he comes looking for a little piece of Beauty. He pulls up next to me and revs so I simply give him a big smile and dropped a gear. I never saw the F****ER again. And I lived happily ever after.

1969Mach1 · 09-16-2002, 08:38 AM

hahaha... great kill, love the story to go with it. Some ricers are just plain ol' stupid dumbas*'s. Is Beauty your '68 Fastback?

§am.

RedLilPony · 09-16-2002, 08:43 AM

Here's the names:

Beauty: 99 GT Coupe (Black)

Betty: 68 GT Fastback (Red as in redlilpony!)

the Cobra: 98 Cobra Coupe (white)

We've got so many we've gotta name em!

1969Mach1 · 09-16-2002, 08:54 AM

Yeh I just read up on it on your webpage. VERY NICE!

§am.

95mustanggt · 09-16-2002, 09:04 AM

If you want to join the rice haters you should start by going to

www.ricehatersclub.com

Tod · 09-16-2002, 12:14 PM

Jodie, you just described 70% of the imports in my area. dang i hate those little turds. i have to say the end of your story was the bright spot in my day so far.

Crazy Horse GT · 09-17-2002, 12:16 AM

good kill on a ricer, lol, we have 2 kinds of ricer's now, the i lost & im curious type, then we have the bling bling, ghetto rice- usally an old gm with clear tailights, & 22 inch rim's, they both are fugly. gotta get a camera .

RedLilPony · 09-17-2002, 08:51 AM

Sign me up! I'm in!

1969Mach1 · 09-17-2002, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
good kill on a ricer, lol, we have 2 kinds of ricer's now, the i lost & im curious type, then we have the bling bling, ghetto rice- usally an old gm with clear tailights, & 22 inch rim's, they both are fugly. gotta get a camera .

hahaha lol I've also noticed the look my Civic Hatchback is a POS with a coffee can as a muffler and I can cut people off. Atleast that is what he thought tell he cut me off. Some *** in a Civic hatchback cut me off last week, I downshifted, and hammered it, I was on the mofo's *** so fast he just stepped on it and moved over. I had to turn or I was going to keep chasing him. But there are really 2 types of ricers, the ones that know dick and think they know everything and think there car is fast, and the ones that are just going with the fad and making there car look "good".

I got myself a camera and take pictures of all the rice I see. lol Well the unusally funny rice atleast. I'll post some pics when I get home. lol

§am.

09-16-2002, 08:28 AM	#1
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	Why I Want to Join the Rice Haters Club OK so yesterday I'm cruizin in Beauty heading over to Taco Cabana (YUM YUM) and when I pull up there's a line at the to-go window. The urge for Cabana got to me so I waited in line. And, low and behold but what is in front of me but a ricer. NO BIG DEAL RIGHT? I looked the car over and at first thought, OK whatever. But then the guy starts to rev his beehive of a Honda at me. Typical. THEN he PURGES at me! WTF?!? THEN he leans out the window and talks crap at me. Well, I simply ignored the MFer and placed my order and got my Nachos (YUM YUM) and when I pulled out of the to-go lane THERE HE WAS! He was waiting for me. That's when I got a good look at the car. It was Black with wannabe Fast and the Furious decals, clear tail lights, a unicar spoiler that was 2 feet to tall, spare tires in the front, and those annoying ricer seat belts. So I pulled out onto the frontage road and here he comes looking for a little piece of Beauty. He pulls up next to me and revs so I simply give him a big smile and dropped a gear. I never saw the F****ER again. And I lived happily ever after. __________________ Jodi AKA RedLilPony Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe RedLilPony.com

09-16-2002, 08:38 AM	#2
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha... great kill, love the story to go with it. Some ricers are just plain ol' stupid dumbas's. Is Beauty your '68 Fastback? §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1*Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

09-16-2002, 08:43 AM	#3
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	Answer to 1969Mach1 Here's the names: Beauty: 99 GT Coupe (Black) Betty: 68 GT Fastback (Red as in redlilpony!) the Cobra: 98 Cobra Coupe (white) We've got so many we've gotta name em! __________________ Jodi AKA RedLilPony Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe RedLilPony.com

09-16-2002, 08:54 AM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	Yeh I just read up on it on your webpage. VERY NICE! §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

09-16-2002, 09:04 AM	#5
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Rice Haters...... If you want to join the rice haters you should start by going to www.ricehatersclub.com __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

09-16-2002, 12:14 PM	#6
Tod Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: just outside of Slowville Posts: 299	Jodie, you just described 70% of the imports in my area. dang i hate those little turds. i have to say the end of your story was the bright spot in my day so far. __________________ If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.

09-17-2002, 12:16 AM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	good kill on a ricer, lol, we have 2 kinds of ricer's now, the i lost & im curious type, then we have the bling bling, ghetto rice- usally an old gm with clear tailights, & 22 inch rim's, they both are fugly. gotta get a camera . __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

09-17-2002, 08:51 AM	#8
RedLilPony It's been awhile, huh? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: I'm from Texas, Bitch! Posts: 505	I WANT IN! Sign me up! I'm in! __________________ Jodi AKA RedLilPony Red 68 GT Fastback and Black 99 GT Coupe RedLilPony.com

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