Hockey Joke

MTU 50 · 06-12-2002, 06:50 PM

CrazyHorse GT, your gonna love this.

> Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,

> > God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house

> > with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window.

> >

> > "This house is yours for eternity, Pat, " said God.

> >

> > "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

> >

> > Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

> > On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the

> > corner.

> > It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Red and White sidewalk, a 50

> ft.

> > tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every

> > window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said,

> > "Welcome to Hockeytown."

> >

> > Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but

> > I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can

> > remember and the goalie with the most wins in NHL history.

> >

> > God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?"

> >

> > "Well, why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me?"

> >

> > God chuckled and said "Pat, that's not Steve's house,.......it's

> mine."

MTU 50 · 06-12-2002, 06:52 PM

These two pics go along with the story nicely.

MTU 50 · 06-12-2002, 06:53 PM

And.................

Nevermind. this one doesn't want to work.

Its one if those mastercard things, but it is a bitmap and doesn't show up.

MTU 50 · 06-12-2002, 06:58 PM

Here we go.

Crazy Horse GT · 06-12-2002, 11:31 PM

bwahahaha good one mtu50, i hope our boy's wrap it up thursday, even though i will be at work, crap, good ones though,

joe4speed · 06-13-2002, 02:30 AM

LOL!! Harsh!

Crazy Horse GT · 06-13-2002, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by joe4speed
LOL!! Harsh!

joe are you a closet avs fan ? bwahahahah

joe4speed · 06-13-2002, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
joe are you a closet avs fan ? bwahahahah

LOL no, actually I'm one of those guys that likes hockey, but really doesn't have a team! LOL

Crazy Horse GT · 06-13-2002, 02:59 AM

but fla has 2 hockey team's, though they suck, hahaha , i got the nashville preds , but they suck, except for some reason they beat the wings alot, hhhuumm, go figure.

geno5.0 · 06-13-2002, 03:00 PM

That is a good joke I got to give you Props !!!

But there is only one problem with it is four cups ! why dont you call the wings after tonights game and have the team count how many times the name ROY shows up on the cup the wings got this one !! And that was the lords Vac home !! his real house is Orange and Blue everyone knows That!

Crazy Horse GT · 06-14-2002, 12:20 AM

bwahahaha wing's 3 cups in 6 years av's how many? that would be 1 for 200 alex, ca ching

, how about that 7-0 blowout heheheh, patricia on his knees crying= priceless bwahahaha

06-12-2002, 06:50 PM	#1
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	Hockey Joke CrazyHorse GT, your gonna love this. > Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, > > God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house > > with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window. > > > > "This house is yours for eternity, Pat, " said God. > > > > "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." > > > > Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. > > On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the > > corner. > > It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Red and White sidewalk, a 50 > ft. > > tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every > > window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said, > > "Welcome to Hockeytown." > > > > Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but > > I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can > > remember and the goalie with the most wins in NHL history. > > > > God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?" > > > > "Well, why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me?" > > > > God chuckled and said "Pat, that's not Steve's house,.......it's > mine." __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

06-12-2002, 06:53 PM	#3
MTU 50 GOT TORQUE ???? Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: New Hudson, Michigan, USA Posts: 689	And................. Nevermind. this one doesn't want to work. Its one if those mastercard things, but it is a bitmap and doesn't show up. __________________ 1991 GT, AOD, Moroso Cold Air, 3.73s, Pulleys, H-pipe, MAC Pro-Dumps, FMS c-springs, and KYBs, A/c delete, 190 LPH fuel pump, 3-row radiator, Maximum Motorsports full length subframes 2002 Oldsmobile Bravada(wife's car) 2005 Ford Taurus SEL (company ride) GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS !!!!

06-12-2002, 11:31 PM	#5
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	bwahahaha good one mtu50, i hope our boy's wrap it up thursday, even though i will be at work, crap, good ones though, __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

06-13-2002, 02:30 AM	#6
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOL!! Harsh! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

06-13-2002, 02:59 AM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	but fla has 2 hockey team's, though they suck, hahaha , i got the nashville preds , but they suck, except for some reason they beat the wings alot, hhhuumm, go figure. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

06-13-2002, 03:00 PM	#10
geno5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Omaha Posts: 124	That is a good joke I got to give you Props !!! But there is only one problem with it is four cups ! why dont you call the wings after tonights game and have the team count how many times the name ROY shows up on the cup the wings got this one !! And that was the lords Vac home !! his real house is Orange and Blue everyone knows That! __________________ Mods:Svo Alu Y Heads,1.72roller rockers,Cam,Cobra Upper&lower,bbkEqu hedders,Offroad H,FlowmasterMuffs,BBk70mm Tb,and73mmMAF,UnderDrive Pulleys,24lb Svo Inj,Kirban AFPR,190lph Walbro,Griffin Alu Rad,Crane Coil,Batt Relocated to trunk,K/Ncone,smog pump removed,Built Aod,DSSL,3.73gears,Alu flywheel,2800stall,NOS 5115 100shot, Iknow I forgot something Best on motor13.66@102.55 2.14 60' Best on spray13.20@108.98(2.69 60') I Bet mid to low 12 if I can Hook! All runs on street tires

06-14-2002, 12:20 AM	#11
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	bwahahaha wing's 3 cups in 6 years av's how many? that would be 1 for 200 alex, ca ching , how about that 7-0 blowout heheheh, patricia on his knees crying= priceless bwahahaha __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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