Hockey Joke

[MTU 50]

CrazyHorse GT, your gonna love this.



> Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,

> > God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house

> > with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window.

> >

> > "This house is yours for eternity, Pat, " said God.

> >

> > "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

> >

> > Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

> > On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the

> > corner.

> > It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Red and White sidewalk, a 50

> ft.

> > tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every

> > window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said,

> > "Welcome to Hockeytown."

> >

> > Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but

> > I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can

> > remember and the goalie with the most wins in NHL history.

> >

> > God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?"

> >

> > "Well, why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me?"

> >

> > God chuckled and said "Pat, that's not Steve's house,.......it's

> mine."