Hockey Joke
 

CrazyHorse GT, your gonna love this.



> Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,

> > God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house

> > with a faded Colorado Avalanche flag in the window.

> >

> > "This house is yours for eternity, Pat, " said God.

> >

> > "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

> >

> > Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

> > On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the

> > corner.

> > It was a 3-story mansion with a bright Red and White sidewalk, a 50

> ft.

> > tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings flag, and in every

> > window a Red Wings logo. In the front yard was a sign that said,

> > "Welcome to Hockeytown."

> >

> > Pat looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but

> > I have a question. I won three Stanley Cups, more awards than I can

> > remember and the goalie with the most wins in NHL history.

> >

> > God said "So what do you want to know, Pat?"

> >

> > "Well, why does Steve Yzerman get a better house than me?"

> >

> > God chuckled and said "Pat, that's not Steve's house,.......it's

> mine."

These two pics go along with the story nicely.

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bwahahaha good one mtu50, i hope our boy's wrap it up thursday, even though i will be at work, crap, good ones though, :D :D :D :cool:

LOL!! Harsh!

joe are you a closet avs fan ? bwahahahah:rolleyes: :D :D :p

LOL no, actually I'm one of those guys that likes hockey, but really doesn't have a team! LOL :eek:

but fla has 2 hockey team's, though they suck, hahaha , i got the nashville preds , but they suck, except for some reason they beat the wings alot, hhhuumm, go figure. :D :cool:

That is a good joke I got to give you Props !!!

But there is only one problem with it is four cups ! why dont you call the wings after tonights game and have the team count how many times the name ROY shows up on the cup the wings got this one !! And that was the lords Vac home !! his real house is Orange and Blue everyone knows That!:D

bwahahaha wing's 3 cups in 6 years av's how many? that would be 1 for 200 alex, ca ching:D :D , how about that 7-0 blowout heheheh, patricia on his knees crying= priceless bwahahaha:D :D ;)