Joke of the Day (5/15)

PKRWUD · 05-15-2002, 02:53 AM

These are my favorite pick-up lines, and I'm printing them for 6T9PONY to use. Actually, my list is of 25, but only these 11 were clean enough for print here. Anyone wanting the full 25 can send me an email, and I'll get them to you.

pkrwuds@pacbell.net

Take care,
-Chris

My Favorite Pick-Up Lines

1. (Screw) me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

2. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

3. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

5. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

6. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

7. Are those real?

8. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

9. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

11. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Crazy Horse GT · 05-15-2002, 08:07 AM

Mr 5 0 · 05-15-2002, 08:31 AM

Cute but crude.

Guys, don't ever try these in the real world unless you're in the red light district. Dental repair is expensive and painful.

mustangman65_79 · 05-15-2002, 08:44 AM

But I get free dental-lol

7000rpmisheaven · 05-15-2002, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
Cute but crude.

Guys, don't ever try these in the real world unless you're in the red light district. Dental repair is expensive and painful.

I use #8 all the time.

fiveohpatrol · 05-15-2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

I use #8 all the time.

how does your right hand respond to such a remark?

--just playin wit cha'

7000rpmisheaven · 05-15-2002, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveohpatrol

how does your right hand respond to such a remark?

--just playin wit cha'

It works on anyone that I ask.

6T9PONY · 05-15-2002, 12:24 PM

I've heard some of those. I'll have to email you later Chris so you can send the rest to me.

Ponycar_302 · 05-15-2002, 03:19 PM

Quote:

3. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

A small variation to number 3 which I've heard.

I'm a bird watcher and I've spied the rare yellow headed,double breasted, white bellied, matress thrasher.

Of course, the head color changes with each girl.

Back Seat Driver · 05-15-2002, 07:28 PM

I Can do that. I got to the Dentist TOMORROW!! lol.. Free Dental work here to

. But I THINK i am smarter than that. But you never know.

NIK

Topless In Texas · 05-16-2002, 03:55 AM

Chris........
LMAO!!!! thanks for the list!! It is funny as helll....ya....dont try these at home!!!! LOL! TNT

SMOKE · 05-16-2002, 06:53 AM

Really don't try these at home.

Or anywhere else ..............

05-15-2002, 02:53 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Joke of the Day (5/15) These are my favorite pick-up lines, and I'm printing them for 6T9PONY to use. Actually, my list is of 25, but only these 11 were clean enough for print here. Anyone wanting the full 25 can send me an email, and I'll get them to you. pkrwuds@pacbell.net Take care, -Chris My Favorite Pick-Up Lines 1. (Screw) me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga? 2. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 3. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 5. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 6. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 7. Are those real? 8. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 9. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? 10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 11. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

05-15-2002, 08:07 AM	#2
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05-15-2002, 08:31 AM	#3
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Pickup your teeth Cute but crude. Guys, don't ever try these in the real world unless you're in the red light district. Dental repair is expensive and painful.

05-15-2002, 08:44 AM	#4
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	But I get free dental-lol __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

05-15-2002, 07:28 PM	#10
Back Seat Driver Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Leamington Ontario Canada Posts: 103	lol I Can do that. I got to the Dentist TOMORROW!! lol.. Free Dental work here to . But I THINK i am smarter than that. But you never know. NIK __________________ Never underestimate me

05-15-2002, 12:24 PM	#8
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	I've heard some of those. I'll have to email you later Chris so you can send the rest to me.

05-16-2002, 03:55 AM	#11
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	lmfao!!!! Chris........ LMAO!!!! thanks for the list!! It is funny as helll....ya....dont try these at home!!!! LOL! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

05-16-2002, 06:53 AM	#12
SMOKE Old School ROUSH Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Stockbridge, GA Posts: 531	Really don't try these at home. Or anywhere else ..............

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