Joke of the Day (5/15)

[PKRWUD]

These are my favorite pick-up lines, and I'm printing them for 6T9PONY to use. Actually, my list is of 25, but only these 11 were clean enough for print here. Anyone wanting the full 25 can send me an email, and I'll get them to you.

pkrwuds@pacbell.net

Take care,
-Chris

My Favorite Pick-Up Lines

1. (Screw) me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

2. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

3. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

5. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

6. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

7. Are those real?

8. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

9. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

11. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.