Some people just can't wait to check into the graveyard....

[Hammer]

Driving to work this morning in North Dallas with monstrous traffic.

I'm stuck at a light in the middle lane with a minivan mom in the right lane. I gotta take a right at the next intersection, so when the light changes I go RIGHT as I see the green. Well grocery mom decides I really don't need to get in her lane so she nails it to stay up with me. I give it a bit more gas as I really can't believe what I'm seeing... This lady has her Caravan winding ALL-OUT to keep me from passing her.... amazing. Finally I give it 3/4 throttle and get in the right lane just in time to turn....

Next contestant is some 16-17 year old kid in some fart tipped Civic....
He comes up next to me, looks at me and revs his engine...

I do the "Hi, I see you, have a nice day" rev back expecting that to be the end of it....

Oh no, this genius starts doing full throttle lunges in the middle of rush hour.... I mean there were cars to either side of us. There was a car 5 feet in front of him, 5 feet in back of him.... and he's expecting an all out race in the middle of rush hour traffic! After almost rear-ending the guy in front of him 5 times, he gets all pissed off, cuts in front of the guy in the left lane, and proceeds to cut everyone off as far as the eye can see.

Rush hour traffic... the BEST place to play the Fast and the Furious in your 16 second Civic....