what may well be the funniest description currently on EBay

this is not cbring · 10-17-2002, 05:43 PM

check out this viper killer and be sure to read the description

97 Stang · 10-17-2002, 05:50 PM

The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so.

HAHAHAHA, hope he isn't serious about somebody buying it.

Mach 1 · 10-17-2002, 05:53 PM

Takes all kinds to make the world go around...what an idiot. I dont see being a car salesman in that dudes future.

1969Mach1 · 10-17-2002, 05:53 PM

LMAO!! That is hillarious... the best are the updated comments....

That cracks me up... and people are bidding on it... Ohh... well... lol

§am.

The Deuce · 10-17-2002, 06:16 PM

Quote:

There are no changes to the car's engine (or as you smartasses call it, mods) everything is original.

ROFLMAO!

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I think I'll bid on it. Wait, no, I don't think I can handle that much potential.

10-17-2002, 07:35 PM

LMAO, that was the funniest one i've read yet. the guy is a tool.

Fox Body · 10-17-2002, 07:46 PM

ROFL

Quote:

Posted on eBay
"Let me make this REAL clear to all of the idiots who emailed me and everyone else who has yet to do so...this car has the

POTENTIAL

to beat Viper's and Vette's. What is so hard about understanding that? POTENTIAL. You stupid idiots."

Aaaaaaah hah aha ha ha ah aha ha ah aha ha h ha ha. *my stomach hurts*

Hey WHO WANTS TO BUY MY Huffy 10-speed. It has the potential to beat Vipers and Cobras!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs this is not cbring!

lysacat · 10-17-2002, 09:28 PM

Ha Ha Ha, This guy is a total freaking idiot. Who but another idiot would buy that thing from him.

C-ya, Melisa

srv1 · 10-17-2002, 10:48 PM

i think that person needs to go back to his/her country. they need to try and learn English. He says things that i don't understand and he calls the people who emailed him idiots cause his English skills suck! i hope someone wins the bid and backs out cause this person is a tard!

DAN-MAN · 10-18-2002, 09:13 AM

Quote:

I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear. The tires don't go flat a lot and the air pressure is changed about once a week. All of the lights on the inside are very bright, sometimes too bright but you can dim them. The trunk opens and closes good. I haven't really seen all of underneath the car but i can try to get some pictures so you can see how dirty or clean it is.

My lord, this is one of the stupidest ads I've ever seen! This guy is a moron!!

Daniel.

302 LX Eric · 10-18-2002, 10:01 AM

I don't know which is worse, the guy selling the car or the people bidding on it...

E

jj_jonathon · 10-18-2002, 10:50 AM

...at least bidding hasnt gone past 5k yet...the guy probably wants $20,000 for his potential....lol...didnt you guys know that toyota gave the celica a "rocket booster" option to replace the trunk in 96?...bwuaha...."th eplayer player is good, you can play songs from the kazaa, but you don't get that".....rofl...

0h n0 5.0 · 10-18-2002, 02:06 PM

hey anybody see the Mr sparkle episode of the Simpson's?..kinda reminds me of the corporate video homer watches.. if you ask me..

communication is the key and he lost it in the wash i beleive.

RAGE_5.0 · 10-18-2002, 06:13 PM

I am quite sure this guy is joknig. just read it over again and you will sense the humour. I might go bid 1 billion dollars.

brockjoe · 10-18-2002, 06:31 PM

look at what i found, when you highlight the text as if you were to copy/paste it the following in italic showed up!!

VIPER VETTE TWIN TURBO KILLER 32mpg
Vehicle Description

This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me

who is this guy and what are his hidden messages all about??

this is not cbring · 10-18-2002, 06:35 PM

crazy........

i give this dude credit

The Deuce · 10-18-2002, 06:51 PM

That's nuts! The whole thing has those hidden messages. Here we go with them.

fast furios hemi dodge viper lambo ferrar Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me

corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new Josh Hartnett

rice burner soy sauce were you in the war

howard stern blair witch hippie tree hugger purple cutlass with mexican decals rich weghead from wisconsin

What does it mean? Anything? I feel like I just played Led Zepplin II backwards.

mongo · 10-18-2002, 10:24 PM

What the hell has this guy been smoking? He says that 4CYL. car has the potential to out run a viper or a vette, it might have a chance if someone sinks about 50 grand or more into the car. A 2003 viper has around 500 horses and 500 ft. lbs. of torque, this is right from the factory. Add in some of the aftermarket parts avalible for the viper now and your looking at 600 to 800 horses pushing the car screaming down the road. No 4cyl. will ever match that. As I read what he had written, the only word that I could say was, BULLS!@T. I will never change my mind until I see his car out run a viper or a vette.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-18-2002, 11:05 PM

rotflmao what an idiot, he would be very lucky to stay near, a v-6 stang, he would be watching the v-6 tailights all the way, i offer 25 buck's lol.

RedLilPony · 10-21-2002, 08:59 AM

Quote:

No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

10-17-2002, 05:43 PM	#1
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	what may well be the funniest description currently on EBay check out this viper killer and be sure to read the description __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-17-2002, 05:50 PM	#2
97 Stang Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Albany, GA Posts: 52	The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so. HAHAHAHA, hope he isn't serious about somebody buying it. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT 2001 GT heads MAC cat-back BBK H-pipe 4.10 gears

10-17-2002, 05:53 PM	#3
Mach 1 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Georgia Posts: 3,866	Takes all kinds to make the world go around...what an idiot. I dont see being a car salesman in that dudes future. __________________ 2002 GT 1993 GT (SOLD) '93 Mustang GT RHC member #142

10-17-2002, 05:53 PM	#4
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	LMAO!! That is hillarious... the best are the updated comments.... That cracks me up... and people are bidding on it... Ohh... well... lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

10-17-2002, 09:28 PM	#8
lysacat Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas Posts: 238	Ha Ha Ha, This guy is a total freaking idiot. Who but another idiot would buy that thing from him. C-ya, Melisa __________________ 2002 Mustang V6 Convertible Laser Red Tint with Borla exhaust, K & N filter, ground effects, light bar, 17" bright chrome wheels, low profile tires, window tint, billett grille, aluminum fuel door

10-17-2002, 07:35 PM	#6
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO, that was the funniest one i've read yet. the guy is a tool.

10-17-2002, 10:48 PM	#9
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	i think that person needs to go back to his/her country. they need to try and learn English. He says things that i don't understand and he calls the people who emailed him idiots cause his English skills suck! i hope someone wins the bid and backs out cause this person is a tard! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

10-18-2002, 10:01 AM	#11
302 LX Eric or '331 LX Eric' Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 2,142	I don't know which is worse, the guy selling the car or the people bidding on it... E __________________ 1991 5.0 LX Coupe - 40,750 miles 331 cu. in. / Tremec 3550 / BFG Drag Radials 12.22 @ 114.31 mph - w/1.89 60' Last edited by 302 LX Eric; 10-18-2002 at 02:35 PM..

10-18-2002, 10:50 AM	#12
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	...at least bidding hasnt gone past 5k yet...the guy probably wants $20,000 for his potential....lol...didnt you guys know that toyota gave the celica a "rocket booster" option to replace the trunk in 96?...bwuaha...."th eplayer player is good, you can play songs from the kazaa, but you don't get that".....rofl... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

10-18-2002, 02:06 PM	#13
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	hey anybody see the Mr sparkle episode of the Simpson's?..kinda reminds me of the corporate video homer watches.. if you ask me.. communication is the key and he lost it in the wash i beleive. __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

10-18-2002, 06:13 PM	#14
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	I am quite sure this guy is joknig. just read it over again and you will sense the humour. I might go bid 1 billion dollars. __________________ Black 1990 Cobra Mac offroad H pipe, Hooker aerochambers , k&n bunch of stuff that I'm to lazy to type out sitting in my room

10-18-2002, 06:31 PM	#15
brockjoe Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Sioux city IA Posts: 71	look at what i found, when you highlight the text as if you were to copy/paste it the following in italic showed up!! VIPER VETTE TWIN TURBO KILLER 32mpg Vehicle Description This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me who is this guy and what are his hidden messages all about?? __________________ Joe My 71 Coupe boycott NASCAR

10-18-2002, 06:35 PM	#16
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	crazy........ i give this dude credit __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-18-2002, 06:51 PM	#17
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	That's nuts! The whole thing has those hidden messages. Here we go with them. fast furios hemi dodge viper lambo ferrar Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new Josh Hartnett rice burner soy sauce were you in the war howard stern blair witch hippie tree hugger purple cutlass with mexican decals rich weghead from wisconsin What does it mean? Anything? I feel like I just played Led Zepplin II backwards. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

10-18-2002, 10:24 PM	#18
mongo Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: monroe,nc. Posts: 20	HOLY S!@T!!!! What the hell has this guy been smoking? He says that 4CYL. car has the potential to out run a viper or a vette, it might have a chance if someone sinks about 50 grand or more into the car. A 2003 viper has around 500 horses and 500 ft. lbs. of torque, this is right from the factory. Add in some of the aftermarket parts avalible for the viper now and your looking at 600 to 800 horses pushing the car screaming down the road. No 4cyl. will ever match that. As I read what he had written, the only word that I could say was, BULLS!@T. I will never change my mind until I see his car out run a viper or a vette.

10-18-2002, 11:05 PM	#19
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotflmao what an idiot, he would be very lucky to stay near, a v-6 stang, he would be watching the v-6 tailights all the way, i offer 25 buck's lol. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

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