Funny~ Ya'll know it's time to go home!
 

When...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my jacket,bag and or purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms over my head and my butt wiggling while yelling "woo-hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like an Oxford Street tranny than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I ve managed to spill my last three drinks on people while im given ur on the dance floor.

6. I start telling everyone I see that I love them soooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper,spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just coke, but that's because I can no longer taste the rye.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but...."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor, wherever I happen to be standing, and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button-fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight

:p

lol Have you ever noticed when there is a woman in that condition around all the men are licking their chops like the wolf in little red ridding hood lol That was good because it was so accurate !! :p

*LOL*

sounds familiar ;)

Hell yeah! I wanna party with this chick!

:D

Take care,
~Chris

LADY :p

I knew that was going to ruffle some feathers, but "I want to party with this lady" didn't sound right when I yelled it at my computer.

No offense.

Besides, I think chicks are the greatest. Just ask God, she'll tell you.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

Cha-Ching!!!
If that doesn't score any points, I don't know WHAT will...

Good recovery Pkrwud... :cool:

Smoooth as silk.... you're my kinda dude :D

-J

Re: Funny~ Ya'll know it's time to go home!
 

You mean it's not? :confused:

:p back at ya!

LOL. Okay people, you have to grasp a little of my reality here.

First off, I don't practice any religion, but I am spiritual. None the less, if in fact there is a God, it would HAVE to be a woman. As tough as we like to think we are, guys, the plain and simple truth is that women are the ones that have it the hardest. And what do they get after their long, hard day? They get to cook dinner and pamper their husband, and play along with his fantasy that he is the one that's suffering.

Sorry guys, but it's a crock. Who is it that carries the child and gives birth? Who is it that completely alters there life for said child. Who is it that will always and forever be there for said child, even if it means through a divorce. Who is it that has to wear the Mommy hat, the "good housewife" hat, and the disciplinarian hat, simultaneously, and never get's thanked? Who is it that will spend hours trying to make sure that everything you could possibly want or need has been purchased, and is in house for you when you ask for it, yet who is never thanked for it, and in fact is often criticized because she forgot those damn chips you like. She probably does your laundry for you, too.

Then when the kid is in school, she's the one coordinating the childs clothes and school needs, and will probably go back to work, too, while still wearing all those hats that she wore before. AND, she has to be understanding when you come home and whine about how rough you have it.

I have seen women ride out horrific relationships for the sake of the kids, and I've seen them go through the kind of hell that would send most men running for their Mothers, without batting an eye.

Gentlemen, I would gladly take this woman out for a night on the town, but that has nothing to do with the reasons why I firmly believe that if in fact there is a God, She's a Woman.

I just had to make that clear.

Thanks.

Take care,
~Chris

Didn't mean to drag anyone down.

Sorry.

:)

SO, if god is a chick, I wonder if the Devil hits on her?:p

i have to dis agree god is a man, jesus wasnt a women, he was a man, in god's form. end of subject. , my question is why a chick from chi-town say's - ya'll lol, lol. ;) :D :D :D :D :D :D

And she drives a mustang..........Thank you GOD

...AND has a 'murder'cycle :D (that's what I call 'em)

'02 GSXR according to her sig.

600cc??? I want one *jealous tone*:(

:p

ultraflow, a guy at work has a 90 gt that look's almost like yours , same wheel's, just not as big tires on back, he want's 5k for it, i wish i had the money, he's put a lot of part's on it, love that car, but , i still wanna know how a girl from chi-town say's ya'll , lol
:D :D :D :D :D

Hell, I'm from Peoria, IL and I say ya'll sometimes... dunno, guess it's my hillbilly roots coming out, lol. All us Skaggs' come from the hills of Kentucky... and my mom's side is from Georgia... so I'm doomed, no matter how you look at it.

As for MissBlondie, she'll have to explain herself, I guess.

Crazy, I'd like to have another Fox body to cruise around in, but all my cash gets spent on the one I already have, lol.

It's a never ending struggle to get that quicker/faster timeslip :D

i hear ya bro, i spend any spare change on my 2k pos, the o/r x pipie was my best bang for my buck's, hey i had a great-great grannpa from mass. hell he fought for the south :eek: my wife is from n.j she alway's rag's on me for it. hell it dont matter that was 150 years ago. l8ter. ;) :D :D :D

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH !!!! Geeeeeeeze Chris be careful ! You could destroy thousands of years of work that it took to get us here. If they ever discover how much power they truly have over us we're doomed !!! ;)

Hehe, yeah, I can see your point. I have been known, on occasion, to speak without first considering the consequences. I figure here it doesn't matter. Everyone either knows me, or has heard a bunch of BS about me, so either way, it usually get's overlooked unless it's mechanical. lol.

Marty-
You know that both of my parents were ordained ministers, so you know I've been exposed to some very deep religious beliefs. But I still contend that he's a She, and that's NOT a bad thing.

Peace-
~Chris