Funny~ Ya'll know it's time to go home!

[MissBlondie]

When...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my jacket,bag and or purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms over my head and my butt wiggling while yelling "woo-hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like an Oxford Street tranny than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I ve managed to spill my last three drinks on people while im given ur on the dance floor.

6. I start telling everyone I see that I love them soooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper,spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just coke, but that's because I can no longer taste the rye.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the bathroom floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but...."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor, wherever I happen to be standing, and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button-fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight