Psychological profiles

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Batman

Billionaire living with a non-family member young male named "Robin" who he forces to dress like a bird. His main hobby is to go out at night wearing a black cape and tights and constantly get into violent fights. Every time a woman tries to approach him, he pushes her away 'cause he has to keep his "identity" a secret.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, with multiple personalities and sadomasochistic tendencies.

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Popeye

One eyed sailor who lives fighting for the love of a butt-ugly, anorexic woman who flirts and probably sleeps with his best friend and his worst enemy too (Brutus). Addicted to a mysterious green herb, which he often inhales through his omnipresent pipe.

Psychological profile:

Classic hopeless sucker, manic depressive, pothead.

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Fred Flintstone

He constantly screams and yells at his wife, eats enormous quantities of food and abuses his best friend, a midget. Hopeless loser. He puts up with his bosses abuse and harassment, despite the existence of unions and labor laws.

Psychological profile:

Typical frustrated, self-centered, highly insecure individual. Potential wife beater.

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Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)

Wimpy and very feminine, he spends his days eating cookies without ever gaining a pound. He constantly talks to his dog.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, bulimic and/or anorexic, possible crystal meth user and obviously delirious.

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Bugs Bunny

Highly intelligent rabbit who resorts to all kinds of manipulations and tricks- from dressing like a woman, kissing other males, to extreme violence- to get out of the never ending troubles he always puts himself into. He's crazy about carrots (phallic fetish).

Psychological profile:

Bisexual, cross-dresser, abusive manipulator and psychopath.

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Superman

Another ambiguous figure often wearing "strange" outfits. He has the habit of changing attire in telephone boots in the middle of the day. He manifests strange reactions to a substance (green kryptonite) which he neutralizes with a different drug (red kryptonite). Always running away from a beautiful woman who's persistently after him.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, exhibitionist, and drug dependent.