Psychological profiles

rustang girl · 10-04-2002, 04:49 PM

Batman

Billionaire living with a non-family member young male named "Robin" who he forces to dress like a bird. His main hobby is to go out at night wearing a black cape and tights and constantly get into violent fights. Every time a woman tries to approach him, he pushes her away 'cause he has to keep his "identity" a secret.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, with multiple personalities and sadomasochistic tendencies.

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Popeye

One eyed sailor who lives fighting for the love of a butt-ugly, anorexic woman who flirts and probably sleeps with his best friend and his worst enemy too (Brutus). Addicted to a mysterious green herb, which he often inhales through his omnipresent pipe.

Psychological profile:

Classic hopeless sucker, manic depressive, pothead.

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Fred Flintstone

He constantly screams and yells at his wife, eats enormous quantities of food and abuses his best friend, a midget. Hopeless loser. He puts up with his bosses abuse and harassment, despite the existence of unions and labor laws.

Psychological profile:

Typical frustrated, self-centered, highly insecure individual. Potential wife beater.

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Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)

Wimpy and very feminine, he spends his days eating cookies without ever gaining a pound. He constantly talks to his dog.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, bulimic and/or anorexic, possible crystal meth user and obviously delirious.

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Bugs Bunny

Highly intelligent rabbit who resorts to all kinds of manipulations and tricks- from dressing like a woman, kissing other males, to extreme violence- to get out of the never ending troubles he always puts himself into. He's crazy about carrots (phallic fetish).

Psychological profile:

Bisexual, cross-dresser, abusive manipulator and psychopath.

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Superman

Another ambiguous figure often wearing "strange" outfits. He has the habit of changing attire in telephone boots in the middle of the day. He manifests strange reactions to a substance (green kryptonite) which he neutralizes with a different drug (red kryptonite). Always running away from a beautiful woman who's persistently after him.

Psychological profile:

Homosexual, exhibitionist, and drug dependent.

Rev · 10-04-2002, 05:01 PM

Has anyone noted that the above examples are all white anglo males (one rabbit)? Maybe we should just round up that whole group and make us bastards "fess up" to all of our wrong doings.

Rev

mikew88gt · 10-04-2002, 06:33 PM

I always identified myself with Popeye and you just kind of blew it for me. Thanks a lot.

Just kidding.

Hammer · 10-04-2002, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Popeye
One eyed sailor who lives fighting for the love of a butt-ugly, anorexic woman who flirts and probably sleeps with his best friend and his worst enemy too (Brutus). Addicted to a mysterious green herb, which he often inhales through his omnipresent pipe.

Never could understand what the heck he saw in Olive Oil.
Let Brutus have the skinny wench...

Rev · 10-04-2002, 07:18 PM

And where the heck did Swee'pea come from?

Rev

zepherman · 10-04-2002, 10:36 PM

Nobody talks crap about shaggy! Shaggy is the man! I seriously doubt shaggy was gay. Out of the whole gang i think shaggy was probably the only straight one.

I dont know about meth, but shaggy was definately a pot smoker. He always had the munchies.

10-04-2002, 04:49 PM	#1
rustang girl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: LA, or Bakersfield, CA Posts: 273	Psychological profiles Batman Billionaire living with a non-family member young male named "Robin" who he forces to dress like a bird. His main hobby is to go out at night wearing a black cape and tights and constantly get into violent fights. Every time a woman tries to approach him, he pushes her away 'cause he has to keep his "identity" a secret. Psychological profile: Homosexual, with multiple personalities and sadomasochistic tendencies. ------------------------ Popeye One eyed sailor who lives fighting for the love of a butt-ugly, anorexic woman who flirts and probably sleeps with his best friend and his worst enemy too (Brutus). Addicted to a mysterious green herb, which he often inhales through his omnipresent pipe. Psychological profile: Classic hopeless sucker, manic depressive, pothead. -------------------------- Fred Flintstone He constantly screams and yells at his wife, eats enormous quantities of food and abuses his best friend, a midget. Hopeless loser. He puts up with his bosses abuse and harassment, despite the existence of unions and labor laws. Psychological profile: Typical frustrated, self-centered, highly insecure individual. Potential wife beater. ------------------------------- Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo) Wimpy and very feminine, he spends his days eating cookies without ever gaining a pound. He constantly talks to his dog. Psychological profile: Homosexual, bulimic and/or anorexic, possible crystal meth user and obviously delirious. ---------------------------- Bugs Bunny Highly intelligent rabbit who resorts to all kinds of manipulations and tricks- from dressing like a woman, kissing other males, to extreme violence- to get out of the never ending troubles he always puts himself into. He's crazy about carrots (phallic fetish). Psychological profile: Bisexual, cross-dresser, abusive manipulator and psychopath. ----------------- Superman Another ambiguous figure often wearing "strange" outfits. He has the habit of changing attire in telephone boots in the middle of the day. He manifests strange reactions to a substance (green kryptonite) which he neutralizes with a different drug (red kryptonite). Always running away from a beautiful woman who's persistently after him. Psychological profile: Homosexual, exhibitionist, and drug dependent. __________________ Heidi 22/F/Cali. 1966 Mustang Coupe Ricer Hater's Club- member # 15 http://ricehatersclub.com/ http://MechaPS.com/

10-04-2002, 05:01 PM	#2
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Racial profile? Has anyone noted that the above examples are all white anglo males (one rabbit)? Maybe we should just round up that whole group and make us bastards "fess up" to all of our wrong doings. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe Last edited by Rev; 10-04-2002 at 06:41 PM..

10-04-2002, 06:33 PM	#3
mikew88gt Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: New York State Posts: 242	I always identified myself with Popeye and you just kind of blew it for me. Thanks a lot. Just kidding. __________________ Your basic carbed 302 with Edelbrock Performer heads, Performer RPM intake and 650 Speed Demon. My 1988 Mustang GT

10-04-2002, 07:18 PM	#5
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Swee'pea? And where the heck did Swee'pea come from? Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

10-04-2002, 10:36 PM	#6
zepherman Registered Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Oklahoma City OK USA Posts: 236	Nobody talks crap about shaggy! Shaggy is the man! I seriously doubt shaggy was gay. Out of the whole gang i think shaggy was probably the only straight one. I dont know about meth, but shaggy was definately a pot smoker. He always had the munchies. __________________ 90 GT 25th Anni. Did the AOD to T-5 swap, SPEC clutch, Steeda Tri-Ax shifter, BBK 2½ inch off-road H pipe, Flows, BBK 70mm TB/EGR, Ford Racing aluminim driveshaft, 3.55's, welded subframes, Ram Air, 3 core radiator, NOS dry kit 75 shot, and a K&N filter. 12.9 @ 108