Mr. Hanky

[Stang_Crazy]

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose,
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow,
But all of those stories seem kind of...gay,
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday.....

Mr. Hanky the christmas poo,
Small and brown, he comes from you!
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze in'tween your festive buns!
A present from down below,
Spreading joy with a "Howdy Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you,
Cause he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty,
Sometimes he's corny,
He can be brown or greenish-brown,
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve,
He might come to your town!


I just saw a Christmas episode of South Park with Mr. Hanky in it and I was reminded of this festive tune....There's more but I didn't want to type the whole song out...ENJOY!!