Why Math Is Taught In School

PKRWUD · 11-06-2002, 07:23 PM

I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at leastÊanother 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
Ê
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carryÊweapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY,ÊI drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinksÊmenÊare her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

ÊFlip one off? ... I think not.

Take care,
ÅChris

MustangKelly96 · 11-06-2002, 07:35 PM

You are a very wise man Chris.

HotRoddin · 11-06-2002, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY,ÊI drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinksÊmenÊare her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

ÊFlip one off? ... I think not.

Take care,
ÅChris

lolol thats hilarious !!!

Oh ... and i'll never flip another woman off on the freeway lol

fiveohpatrol · 11-06-2002, 07:49 PM

wow Chris, time for you to get yourself something to do

PKRWUD · 11-06-2002, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
wow Chris, time for you to get yourself something to do

Works been slow...

lysacat · 11-06-2002, 10:10 PM

Chris
You know us oh so well!!!
Just don't you forget it!!!!

C-ya,Melisa

PKRWUD · 11-07-2002, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lysacat
Chris
You know us oh so well!!!
Just don't you forget it!!!!
C-ya,Melisa

LOL. I couldn't do that if I wanted to, which, by the way, I don't.

Take care,
ÅChris

The Deuce · 11-08-2002, 06:00 PM

Wait, you drive 48 miles to work? Where is your shop? Camarillo or SB?

PKRWUD · 11-08-2002, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by The Deuce
Wait, you drive 48 miles to work? Where is your shop? Camarillo or SB?

It's a joke, Mike.

The Deuce · 11-08-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
It's a joke, Mike.

Well, excuuuuuuuuse me for having a thought about geography.

DAN-MAN · 11-08-2002, 08:48 PM

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originally posted by pkrwud
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at leastÊanother 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
Ê
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carryÊweapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY,ÊI drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinksÊmenÊare her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

ÊFlip one off? ... I think not.

Take care,
ÅChris

Thank god I don't live in California then. A woman that is armed and has a PMS?!! Hell no!

Daniel.

11-08-2002, 10:51 PM

lmao, damn that was funny, i needed a good laugh.

Motorhead302 · 11-09-2002, 02:35 AM

Dude, that was sweet. Bravo.

Eric

P.S. Get a job already.

11-09-2002, 03:32 AM

Hmmmm Hey Chris, Babe,

I appear to be one of those dissatisfied females with PMS AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

Which problem will you resolve first, sir?

6 hours. See you in about 5 next time.

~Jane~

Topless In Texas · 11-09-2002, 04:33 AM

So, what about the GOOD female drivers...regardless of thier 'cycle'.

Ive come across some dumbass guys on the road, that cant blame it on estrogen(obviously), thier just plain clueless.
I know my self...I am the first to be curtious....especially with bikers too...been there, done that. The AVERAGE person has no respect for them.
How come noone came up w/ statistics for MEN when they are having TESTOSTERONE problems....????? EVERYTHING is always blamed on PMS and women......
GO FIGURE?

TNT

tireburner163 · 11-09-2002, 04:51 AM

LMAO!!!!!! Good one Chris

1969Mach1 · 11-09-2002, 10:52 AM

lol those are some good statitisics man....

Keep up the research!
§am.

PKRWUD · 11-09-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Topless In Texas
So, what about the GOOD female drivers...regardless of thier 'cycle'.
Ive come across some dumbass guys on the road, that cant blame it on estrogen(obviously), thier just plain clueless.
I know my self...I am the first to be curtious....especially with bikers too...been there, done that. The AVERAGE person has no respect for them.
How come noone came up w/ statistics for MEN when they are having PROGESTERON problems....????? EVERYTHING is always blamed on PMS and women......
GO FIGURE?

TNT

You don't own a gun, do you?

Take care,
~Chris

PKRWUD · 11-09-2002, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Which problem will you resolve first, sir?

I haven't decided yet.

Take care,
~Chris

11-09-2002, 11:22 PM

Topless,

I have found that although we secretly rule the world, to use the gentlemen's tactics back at them is a waste of time. Unfortunately, they are endowed with things we need.

And I'm not talkin' wrenches and tool boxes here!

So Rule on Sister! (Oops I think I just let out our secret!)

~Jane~

11-06-2002, 07:23 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Why Math Is Taught In School I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at leastÊanother 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. Ê According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carryÊweapons, and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY,ÊI drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinksÊmenÊare her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. ÊFlip one off? ... I think not. Take care, ÅChris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

11-06-2002, 07:49 PM	#4
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	wow Chris, time for you to get yourself something to do __________________ NMRA O/C 9516 NA pumpgas stickshift 347 10.65@125.6, 6.73@100, 1.41 60ft

11-06-2002, 10:10 PM	#6
lysacat Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas Posts: 238	Chris You know us oh so well!!! Just don't you forget it!!!! C-ya,Melisa __________________ 2002 Mustang V6 Convertible Laser Red Tint with Borla exhaust, K & N filter, ground effects, light bar, 17" bright chrome wheels, low profile tires, window tint, billett grille, aluminum fuel door

11-08-2002, 06:00 PM	#8
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Wait, you drive 48 miles to work? Where is your shop? Camarillo or SB? __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

11-09-2002, 02:35 AM	#13
Motorhead302 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 264	Dude, that was sweet. Bravo. Eric P.S. Get a job already. __________________ Proud to be Rice Haters' Club member # 88, 95 GT, Pulleys, Headers, Off-road H, 3.55's, Tremec 3550, Cobra Clutch 14.4's @ 96mph before exhaust. '92 LX, 4.10's, Underdrives, Off-road, Flowmaster 2 Chambers, Chrome Cobra R Wheels NEW TIMES: 8.694@78.7, 13.694@97.76

11-06-2002, 07:35 PM	#2
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	You are a very wise man Chris.

11-08-2002, 10:51 PM	#12
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, damn that was funny, i needed a good laugh.

11-09-2002, 03:32 AM	#14
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	Know where you live! Hmmmm Hey Chris, Babe, I appear to be one of those dissatisfied females with PMS AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Which problem will you resolve first, sir? 6 hours. See you in about 5 next time. ~Jane~

11-09-2002, 04:33 AM	#15
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	:\| So, what about the GOOD female drivers...regardless of thier 'cycle'. Ive come across some dumbass guys on the road, that cant blame it on estrogen(obviously), thier just plain clueless. I know my self...I am the first to be curtious....especially with bikers too...been there, done that. The AVERAGE person has no respect for them. How come noone came up w/ statistics for MEN when they are having TESTOSTERONE problems....????? EVERYTHING is always blamed on PMS and women...... GO FIGURE? TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH! Last edited by Topless In Texas; 11-09-2002 at 11:29 PM..

11-09-2002, 04:51 AM	#16
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	LMAO!!!!!! Good one Chris __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

11-09-2002, 10:52 AM	#17
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol those are some good statitisics man.... Keep up the research! §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

11-09-2002, 11:22 PM	#20
Janeofalltrades Guest Posts: n/a	*Have a DI%** Topless, I have found that although we secretly rule the world, to use the gentlemen's tactics back at them is a waste of time. Unfortunately, they are endowed with things we need. And I'm not talkin' wrenches and tool boxes here! So Rule on Sister! (Oops I think I just let out our secret!) ~Jane~

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