Wanted: New Life...

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Originally posted by Hammer
Due to several overwhelming factors, I have decided to buy a new life.

Some issues include:
a marriage of 11 years
a crying infant
no sleep
no sex
long work hours
unappreciative boss
low wages
a house in constant need of repairs

Certain things I'm looking for in a "new" life:

-At least 3 billion dollars in assets

-several residences in exotic locations

-my own private Air Force

-several dozen girlfriends which should include:
Victoria's Secret Models, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, one major porn star and one well-known actress to go to cool parties with

-private connections with the mob (to "rub out" anyone who pisses me off)

- my own hangar, airfield, and 1/4 mile track

On a side note, I WILL be keeping my car...

Anyone with a suitable life at a price of about 50 cents (which is what I have left after wife\kid) can email me at Hammer@mustangworks.com

Thank You...

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