When You Tell My Ex a Joke:

[jj_jonathon]

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
O.K. gentlemen. You can all stop looking for that special non-PMS woman. We change hormon levels every few years and that nice lady you meet at 24 will probably be a flaming crazy lady after the first child comes along. Trust me. I SWORE it would NEVER happen to me. It did. EVERY woman for the most part is a tad crazy if not when you first meet her, she'll get there. It all depends on how long your willing to hang in there.

Consider us women to be like a fine 641/2 vintage Mustang. After 35 years of use she is still a good solid vehicle. Sometimes, she just has cold mornings and stalls or overheats in hot weather. She gives you a quirky electrical problem every-once-in-a-while and although you can't quite figure out exactly what the problem is you accept the Ol' girl with all her quirks. Maintain your women like you maintain your cars and you'll do just fine.

Search on fellas.... And thanks for the good laugh!

You guys crack me up. - Jane

so women are like cars? ...doesnt that mean we can trade pink slips n such? ever seen a nice 64 1/2 when the bra comes off? ohhhh, just wait til the top goes down...she...ahem...itll be begging to be started up and revved a few times..