When You Tell My Ex a Joke:

[1969Mach1]

Originally posted by Janeofalltrades
Consider us women to be like a fine 641/2 vintage Mustang. After 35 years of use she is still a good solid vehicle. Sometimes, she just has cold mornings and stalls or overheats in hot weather. She gives you a quirky electrical problem every-once-in-a-while and although you can't quite figure out exactly what the problem is you accept the Ol' girl with all her quirks. Maintain your women like you maintain your cars and you'll do just fine.

Search on fellas.... And thanks for the good laugh!

You guys crack me up. - Jane

Glad you put it in car terms or I would of been lost. lol But you did burst my bubble. But I usually can deal with PMS pretty good, pretty much when I look for a girl all I want her to be is honest and faithful. Obviously we have to be attracted to each other but after that point that is all I ask for. If there isn't any honesty there isn't any relationship. And since I guess I'm a teenager I guess I'm looking for a 5.0L, maybe if I'm lucky a Mustang II....

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That's such a great idea.... I would love to race those ricers... I've seen some hot woman with ricers, my favorite part is when I distroy there b/f. Also that reminds me of the movie Fast and Furious when Vin Diesel is like you can't detail a car with it's cover on. lol It's stupid but perfect for this situation.

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