When You Tell My Ex a Joke:

Yes! JJ-Jonthon, you can always trade us in for a new model with all the bells and whistles, but it too will wear down and have problems if you don't do the routine maintenance!

Be careful for what qualities you look for in a person. Whether a friend or a lover. Who we are and what we want will change throughout our lifetime. What you want at 21 is not what you want at 31. Go slow and find a Buddy first.

I look back in retrospect and should have stayed with the "Mustang Boys" that lived across the street from me at my Ex-husband's and I's first house. The husband would come home to find me across the street, elbows in grease after helping them break open the valve cover for some erotic engine fun and He'd get all insecure and upset about it. But NOOOOOO I stayed for the sex. Well that can only sustain a relationship for....Ummmmm 15 years...Better hope that doesn't break! It did on me for a bit after the son was born and the Ex went out shopping for a new 'Ride". Yep, should have stayed friends w/Chris and Ian the Mustang Boys. Damn..Hindsite is 20/20!

I had a really good laugh over this thread guys!

PKRWUD Chritstine....Oh! That almost split my side FOTFL. Yep! I can relate, I've had a few of those Christine moments with my Ex. But after he split, I took a long look at what I did wrong and decided I WOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN and for my son, it's best to see a nice calm Mommy. "DIGNITY AND GRACE IN THE FACE OF TRAGEDY!" I'd rather take the high road and act like a Lady, than look like a screaming nut case!
-Jane