Variable Investments

Unit 5302 · 05-09-2002, 01:35 AM

I have the pleasure of working in fund performance. I also have options on where to allocate my 401k and savings plan. I'm sure everybody with their money invested in one of the super funds can agree with the following name changes.

INVESCO Technology shall be known as INVESCO Maxium Loss Fund

INVESCO Utilities shall be known as INVESCO Negative Return Fund

Janus Aggressive Growth as Janus Aggressively Shady Portfolio

Oppenhiemer Aggressive Growth as Oppenhiemer Ultimate Tax Evasion Portfolio

T. Rowe Price International Growth as T. Rowe Price Zero Balance Fund

Dedicated to everybody who has lost a ridiculous amount of money in these funds.

Crazy Horse GT · 05-09-2002, 08:25 AM

whoa glad mine is a state retirement

Mach 1 · 05-09-2002, 09:21 PM

dont feel like your special. I believe everybody has lost a lot of money in just about every fund lately. I know I have.

Unit 5302 · 05-09-2002, 11:45 PM

I haven't lost any money, everything is allocated to money market in my fund, it's just I work in fund performance, and we were kinda joking around the other day about more appropriate fund names.

05-09-2002, 01:35 AM	#1
Unit 5302 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 5,246	Variable Investments I have the pleasure of working in fund performance. I also have options on where to allocate my 401k and savings plan. I'm sure everybody with their money invested in one of the super funds can agree with the following name changes. INVESCO Technology shall be known as INVESCO Maxium Loss Fund INVESCO Utilities shall be known as INVESCO Negative Return Fund Janus Aggressive Growth as Janus Aggressively Shady Portfolio Oppenhiemer Aggressive Growth as Oppenhiemer Ultimate Tax Evasion Portfolio T. Rowe Price International Growth as T. Rowe Price Zero Balance Fund Dedicated to everybody who has lost a ridiculous amount of money in these funds.

05-09-2002, 08:25 AM	#2
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	whoa glad mine is a state retirement __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

05-09-2002, 09:21 PM	#3
Mach 1 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Georgia Posts: 3,866	dont feel like your special. I believe everybody has lost a lot of money in just about every fund lately. I know I have. __________________ 2002 GT 1993 GT (SOLD) '93 Mustang GT RHC member #142

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05-09-2002, 11:45 PM	#4
Unit 5302 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 5,246	I haven't lost any money, everything is allocated to money market in my fund, it's just I work in fund performance, and we were kinda joking around the other day about more appropriate fund names.