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[Mr 5 0]

What kind of idiot would do this (phone in a false alarm)?

Just your regular, run-of-the-mill twerp that thinks he's cool but is actually both dangerous and stupid.

Unfortunately, this guy will probably get a slap on the wrist, encouraging other dweebs to try it.

A little more harsh punishment would go a long way in making things safer for everybody but don't hold your breath.