What is you favorite brand of hot dog

[silver_pilate]

Hehe...funny you should ask.

Actually, I have a hard time eating hotdogs. It all started when I entered into a hotdog eating contest when I was like 12. We had to see who could eat 5 hotdogs and buns in the shortest amount of time in order to win a mountain bike. I was like, "Heck yeah...I love hotdogs...I can eat 'em in no time!" Well, the age limit was 15, and I was 12 and weighed a little over nothing, and the guy who won was 15 and weighed close on to 200 pounds. In order to eat the hotdogs more quickly...oh man, this is gross...I simply dipped the buns in the Dr. Pepper that we had to drink and swallowed 'em down without chewing. The dogs when down pretty easy...just take and hunk and swallow it down.

Later that evening.....

We were going to Putt Putt in Lubbock with the youth group from my church. I wasn't feeling good at all. As we were walking in, I knew I wasn't going to make it. I hoofed it around the corner and emptied everything from my duodenum on up. There were like whole chunks of hotdog laying on the ground in front of me...I felt like I was about to puke out my freakin' cecum. It wasn't much pleasantry.

Anyway...that's why I don't like hotdogs...plus, don't you know what they put in those things?!?

Glad I could share.

--nathan