Cornfed imports suck

[Stang_Crazy]

Everytime I try and go out on a nice drive in the stang something always seems to happen. I'll be driving along when I'll hear a buzzing sound...but it's not coming from my side of the road. It'll be a ricer going the other way letting me know that he has "exhaust" on his mommy's accord/civic/jetta/prelude/eclipse. I eventually get sick of all the rice and have to turn around and come back home.

And why is it that when you ask a ricer what they have done, it's always the same thing. "Aw, dude, I got exhaust and intake"...It makes me angry when they say "intake" because it's not an intake manifold...it's a fenderwell mounted K&N or something of the like.

And why do they have to get crazy hoods with a big air scoop in the middle?? The other day I saw a "custom" bright GREEN cavalier. It had a crazy body kit and a hood that looked like the Cobra R hood with the SVO scoop in the middle. Upon further inspection, I noticed a "bumpin" stereo that distorted the music so bad all you could hear was bass, an automatic, and it was the base model. WTF!?!

But everytime I see rice, I stop and think... WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO INVENT CLEAR TAILLIGHTS?? I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams...Summer is around the corner which only means one thing...The rice is coming!!! God help us...