Idiot ricers. telling ME I don't know jack about cars

[StoplightWarrior]

At the car show I was at last week, I got to talking to this middle aged guy with an SS. I asked if he ever had it dynoed. "Yeah," he said, "put out 380 rear wheel."
"380" I said, shocked, "What you got done to it?"

Guy says, "Just the lid, a throttle body, and some aggressive tuning."

"Wow, so you have a chip and dynotune done then?" I asked.

"No, no chip," he says, "These things come real aggressive from the factory."

WTF?!?!? These people know NOTHING about cars.

Another guy there had an LT1 with an exhaust and a Hypertech power programmer. He was telling people he made 400rwhp!! Funny that I raced him and won?? I guess I must be well over 400 then...