D@mn SOB *$!#* What now?! Please HELP!

One way to check if it's not getting fuel is to actually manually operate the throttle from the engine compartment while it's not running. The accelerator pump should shoot out some fuel. Another easy thing to check is if you see any loose ground connections or wires near anything hot that may have hidden problems from being burnt. One more thing you can check is take off the belt, and manually crank the engine with a breaker bar and check to see if the rotor is actually turning. You never know...maybe the distributor farted out or something broke.