Joke Of The Day, part four

[silver_pilate]

Haha...those are good.

Yeah, some of 'em fit here in Texas, too.

Especially the one about distances measured in hours. I remember the movie Tin Cup. The pro shop the guy works in is suppose to be in Odessa, and the guy's nemisiss is suppose to be from El Paso. Well the guy from El Paso just casually drives up to visit Kevin Costner from El Paso one day and then back. That's all fine and dandy except it takes almost 7 hours to get to Odessa from El Paso!

Oh, and I also like how they had big seguaro cactuses all over the place and mountains in the background of Odessa. These guys got no clue.

You think the production company could have done a little research.

If you wanted to drive from the tip of TX to the bottom, it would take you well over 21 hours and pretty close to the same to drive from east to west. And that's with little or no traffic, driving 70 mph on freeways.

I also like the one about hitting deer and the major food groups.



--nathan