My car all but died and won't wake back up!?!

[DRASTiK]

I would absolutely love it if that were the case. Unfortunately it isn't this time. My timing is at 14 and I haven't changed anything as far as the state of the tune of the car in about three months. I didn't put a timing light to it to ensure it hasn't jumped timing, but because it fires right up every time with no problems, I don't think the timing has moved. I didn't check it last night however.