Funny thing happened in Chicago...

[95mustanggt]

Originally posted by Hammer

Both of them have civics with "chip, intake and exhaust".

"You mean a chip, cold air kit and a muffler with a large exhaust tip"

ha ha ha, how many times have we heard this one?!?! Dam Ricers, we should have "Auto Performance Ed" in school, just like "Sex Ed". That way we could teach people basic concepts of performance.

Originally posted by Hammer

"No, but a guy I know who runs 12s beat me by a carlength..."

Yeah and I know a guy (with a Yellow Mustang )who runs 12s and beat me by a car length....to the top of first gear!

Originally posted by Hammer

"Oh, OK... Well just for your information, until you actually have a timeslip, I wouldn't be quoting quarter mile times. And by the way, I happen to know a guy with a 98 GT who would rape you with 5 people in his car and groceries in the trunk."

Or a modded Z28 with 3 people in the car

Originally posted by Hammer

"Well, whatever you'd like to believe, but to nearly quote Forrest Gump: Mustangs are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll pull up next to..."

Good post buddy, I love to hear these storys, you always seem to run into the dumbest of the ricers.