Heard a good one...

[Fox Body]

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
It's funny - but when I read this I then pictured the radar-wielding cop doing what they did to that punk in California; slamming a guy's head down on the hood of the cop car, then slugging him in the face before dragging him into the cruiser and taking him to jail.

Just me, I guess.

LOL . A perspective that didn't quite hit me at first, but yeah, I can see what you're saying.

Deuce, that's a good one too. It sounds like a joke a certain friend of mine would tell me. He has that a relatively strong southern accent and is probably in his late forties. He also pronounces Vienna sausages (sp) with the "i" as in "kite" and the "e" as in the "a" in "cake". Sometimes, it jsut makes the joke funnier by how it's told.

Here's another one (you guys have probably heard this one):

Two rival farmers, Jed and Zeek, live next door to each other (big land). One farmer, Jed was out hunting ducks, or whatever, and shoots one in mid air. The duck struggles and falls into Zeek's land and right at his door step. Zeek comes out the same time Jed comes over to claim his price and a dispute begans as to who's dead duck that really is. An arguement insues, b/c it was shot over Jed's land, but landed in Zeek's land and Zeek was saying that it was now his property. So Jed comes up with a wise idea.
"hey, lets make a deal. We'll kick each other in the crotch as hard as possible. Whoever can remain standing the most upright after the blow, is the one who has rightful claim to the bird."
"Okay", replied Zeek. He liked that plan.
So Jed says he gets to kick Zeek first since he shot the bird in the first place and came up with the plan. Zeek was in agreement with this plan. Jed holds off and smashes dude, right square in , well you know where. Zeek can BARELY stand--most pain he ever felt. Zeek squeeks, "Okay, I get to go next". But as farmer JEd begins walking away, he says "That's okay, you can keep the duck."