Why are Ricers so stupid?

Mr 5 0 · 08-15-2002, 04:30 PM

Sam/Inferno:

Sorry to jump in here again but I can't stand to see some rice-boy being given credence in this situation.

Any guy driving a Civic that appears stock with no boost gauge and stock rubber that first; says he'll race you with his '11-second' Honda for $1,000. then, when you agree, says he'll go home and get his 9-second Mustang 5.0 instead is clearly a stone phoney and a very transparent one, at that.

Yeah, this guy has eleven and nine second cars sitting around and he has a thousand dollars to bet, probably stuffed under the front seat with his mangas. Please.

Sorry. This is just ricer fantasy-land as Sam related it. Typical clueless rice boy outed on his stock car and almost total lack of knowledge of anything automotive. Guys with nine and eleven-second cars know about boost, trust me.

He has a stock Honda, there is no 5.0 'at home' and he wouldn't have a thousand dollars to bet with unless he sold his pathetic ricemobile and saved his allowance for a few years. Just a sad, deluded little boy with a few numbers he read in magazines that he throws around and no earthly clue as to what it would take to get a 4-holer grocery-getter to the 11's much less a 5.0 into the nines..

Sam, please, ignore this guy.

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08-15-2002, 04:30 PM	#9
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Sam/Inferno: Sorry to jump in here again but I can't stand to see some rice-boy being given credence in this situation. Any guy driving a Civic that appears stock with no boost gauge and stock rubber that first; says he'll race you with his '11-second' Honda for $1,000. then, when you agree, says he'll go home and get his 9-second Mustang 5.0 instead is clearly a stone phoney and a very transparent one, at that. Yeah, this guy has eleven and nine second cars sitting around and he has a thousand dollars to bet, probably stuffed under the front seat with his mangas. Please. Sorry. This is just ricer fantasy-land as Sam related it. Typical clueless rice boy outed on his stock car and almost total lack of knowledge of anything automotive. Guys with nine and eleven-second cars know about boost, trust me. He has a stock Honda, there is no 5.0 'at home' and he wouldn't have a thousand dollars to bet with unless he sold his pathetic ricemobile and saved his allowance for a few years. Just a sad, deluded little boy with a few numbers he read in magazines that he throws around and no earthly clue as to what it would take to get a 4-holer grocery-getter to the 11's much less a 5.0 into the nines.. Sam, please, ignore this guy.