Quote(s) of the Day

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Another Yogi gem:

"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. " - Yogi Berra


A few others I wish I had said:

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men." - Charles de Gaulle

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry

"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it." - Steven Wright (comedian)

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger


Many more but these are a few favorites.