Small town life..........

[Capri306]

21) Directions are given using THE stop light as a reference.

Ha! We didn't have a FLASHING red light until about 3 years ago!

Yeah, I laughed at every single one of those too (especially the peeing in the cornfield one, did that one today), but I have a few more to add:

- The nearest sidewalk is in the next town.

- The interstate is 20 miles that way.....or 20 miles th' udder.

- You know what a Massey-Ferg is.

- The Christmas Parade is mostly combines with Christmas lights on them....pulling a trailer with 4H members in it singing carols.

- You rode a 4-wheeler or dirt bike to school on at least one occasion, mebbe even a snowmobile.

- Even the teacher was chewing (tobacco).

- After graduating high school, it seems like everybody's come back to live around where they grew up after about 2 years "out there."

- Dial-up internet access is THE ONLY internet access.

- You have a bon fire every weekend, with old tires as fuel for it.

- You go to a get-together/bon fire, and everyone's driving a pickup truck.

- Nevermind that last one, EVERYBODY drives a pickup truck!

Okay, I'm done.