Rice Haters Club???

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hey guys hook me up with a membership to the rice haters club i have kicked the crap out of the fastest ricer in town in my '93 cobra a supposively 9 second turbo civic well i gave him a chance to back out before handing him his a** by showing him my plethora of low 10 second timeslips but he was convinced he could win needless to say i dusted his arse hard i mean really hard. on street tires. ricers never learn i have also dusted the crap out of the ricer w/ the biggest wing in town and the most neon undercar as well as the one with the most hipo stickers and graphics on it does this help towards membership? i even smoked a riced out honda that wanted some of my gsxr 1100,on 1 wheel. oh yeah and me and a buddy smoked the worlds only '94 svt escort, he swears it's a real svt and has been for years, hillarious.