Deep Thoughts

[zepherman]

Ok, here goes,


No, it becomes roadkill.

Purple

Who the hell listens to AM radio anyway?

Chicken

ª÷ÄݪO (chinese for plate)

Mr. Ladybug

None


this guy

Right, like some guy really built a giant boat and all the animals of the world came to the boat and loaded up. Some people will believe anything. Tell me something, Noah lived somewhere on the european continent right? How the hell did the bison get to the boat? Did they swim the atlantic? What about the rattle snake? Or any of the other animals only found in north america?

Because the doctors get in the habit of doing it every time the give an injection.

Because it verifies your age, and it lets the cop know who he is charging with DUI.

Because your trapped in the plane when it goes down or it blows up and then it doesnt matter.

because your not supposed to light up until you have left the station

NO

In the snowplow DUHH

7-11 Isnt open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. They are closed on christmas.

who cares, Take em off

It is, that material is called steel.

the taliban

I would like to squeeze a baby and find out.

You would pull a Dale Earnhardt, but you would never even see the wall (or whatever else you might hit) coming, since the light emited by your lights would hit just about the same time you did and not get a cance to bounce back to your eyes.

Because blind people need money too.

Shipment and cargo are name for something being transported on a boat or a ship it doesnt matter which.

For the same reason that cows dont shrink when it rains.

HOLY S*** !!!!!!!!

because togetherments sounds stupid.

YES

Who said flying was safe? A computer is also called a terminal, something to think about.