"Racer Safe" Nawwssss

NotchJohnson · 12-05-2002, 02:45 PM

Look at the new safe nitrous kits for the ricers.
www.nitrousmini.com

silver_pilate · 12-05-2002, 04:21 PM

OMG. That is just plain rediculous. Gotta love that 1.6 second blast of instant power!!

I also wonder what kinda PSI they're running in those "mini" bottles. Haha...some funny stuff.

Oh, and the manufacturer has it right, though...at 19.99 for 5 little bottles, they'll be comin' back for more real soon.

Also, did anyone see a nozzle? I think it may be the inflation needle on the lower left (like the one used for basketballs and footballs). Gotta love that precision delivery of nitrous. There's a reason kits come with all those high dollar components.

Morons.

--nathan

ultraflo · 12-05-2002, 04:29 PM

-Theirs
-Ours

- Dangerously large amounts of NO2 sprayed to damage engine
- Small doses to prevent engine damage (what kinda hp gains?)

- NO2 mixed with Sulfur Dioxide (so??)
- 100% pure Nitrous Oxide, no cheap additives

- 90% of system comprised of useless electronics (solenoids are usless

)
- No electronics, to be able to sell our kit affordably

- Huge 100 lb. bottles (huh????)
- Disposable tiny cartridges

- Hundreds to refill bottle when empty (what????)
- Throw out the cartridge

- Reassemble entire nitrous oxide system when taking out bottle to get it refilled (WTF!?!?!?)
- Open the Injection Tube, take out the used cartridge, and throw it away!

- Highly flammable and dangerous (that just wrong!!!)
- No sulfur dioxide! Not flammable!

- Needs to be professionally installed, very expensive (wrong again!)
- Installs in your driveway with a few simple tools!

- Costs anywhere between $700-$4000 (you get what you pay for)
- $169.00 plus FREE SHIPPING

....BOY, have they really got something there!

That's too bad they've got their FACTS all screwed up.. big time!!!

I wonder if they know that is N2O and not NO2? ...probably not, they just call it Nawwsss (nos)

I feel sorry for the dumb SOB that falls for this... no, wait, I don't!!!

spankaveli · 12-05-2002, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Conventional Nitrous Oxide Systems

- Dangerously large amounts of NO2 sprayed to damage engine -
- NO2 mixed with Sulfur Dioxide
- 90% of system comprised of useless electronics
- Huge 100 lb. bottles
- Hundreds to refill bottle when empty
- Reassemble entire nitrous oxide system when taking out bottle to get it refilled
- Highly flammable and dangerous
- Needs to be professionally installed, very expensive
- Costs anywhere between $700-$4000

boy, talk about some hard core exaggeration

doh, someone already posted this :-/

NotchJohnson · 12-05-2002, 06:11 PM

sorry, didnt see it on here before. Its got to be some sort of joke though. Its just to ridiculous to be true.

1969Mach1 · 12-05-2002, 07:10 PM

That's just sad . . . .

1969Mach1 · 12-05-2002, 07:11 PM

WAIT! I just thought of something, if I had one of those sitdown lawn mowers I would so hook this baby up to it. lol Imagin that.

I knew there had to be something good coming out of this POS. lol

§am.

tireburner163 · 12-05-2002, 08:30 PM

Sad......very very sad

H.T's83 · 12-05-2002, 08:58 PM

And you can use it to propel whipped cream! WOW! For only $200, What a deal!

ultraflo · 12-05-2002, 09:09 PM

LOL!

...GOOD CALL!!!!

That was pretty good bro... I'm dyin' over here! ROTFLMAO

PKRWUD · 12-05-2002, 10:03 PM

Hey, I'm up for a 100 pound bottle of nitrous! Where do I sign up for that inferior system that these guys are replacing???

***This would be pretty cool for r/c cars, though!***

Take care,
~Chris

NotchJohnson · 12-05-2002, 10:15 PM

Holy ****! Chris that is a badass idea man. I have 4 nitro cars to try it out with. Too bad they already turn 35,000 rpm.

PKRWUD · 12-05-2002, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotchJohnson
Holy ****! Chris that is a badass idea man.

Always thinking!

Take care,
~Chris

0h n0 5.0 · 12-05-2002, 11:37 PM

i'm thinkin.. heads up showdown between an all motor Barbie power wheel and assistted motorized walker with the mini "nawss"..

my greens on the powerwheel

LAdies an gentlemen Its official.. Ricers have trumped themselves in the stupid ideas to end all stupid ideas realm
..mini nos: for the racer that afraid of speed...

mini nos: the answer to a question no one asked..

fiveohpatrol · 12-06-2002, 03:08 PM

I just HAD to email them and tell them what I thought. Here's what I wrote
"I was linked to your website through a mustang message board which was poking fun at your "safe" nitrous kit.

I don't know where you get your information from, but you dont have the slightest idea about nitrous oxide. You must have watched the fast and furious 1 too many times.

First of all, a typical nitrous bottle is a 10lb bottle, which means it can hold a capacity of 10lbs of nitrous. The bottle itself weighs right around 15lbs, for a total of 25lbs.

Second, the cost of nitrous is anywhere between $3-5 per pound, which would cost (at the VERY MOST) about $50 to have filled.

Third, you do NOT need to disassemble the nitrous kit to refill the bottle. Only the bottle needs to be removed. Just unhook the feed line, and the bottle bracket and take it to get filled, thats it!

Fourth, the sulfer dioxide in nitrous is put in there to stop idiots like you from inhaling the stuff to get high. The stuff you get at the dentist's office is of a VERY small amount of actual N20 (thats nitrous oxide, not NAWSSS). I'm suspecting atleast 30% of the people that buy your product will attempt to inhale a small amount, and it will freeze their lungs and kill them, and YOU will be responisble.

Fifth, nitrous oxide is NOT a flammable gas. Did Vin Diesel teach you that?

sixth, 90% of useless electronics huh? That just made my claim of you being an idiot that much more truthfull.

I can go on and on about this, but you will continue to be a dumbass thats out to take peoples money, and then kill them. Are you sure you aren't part of a tobaco company?

Feel free to email me if this made you upset in any way, because I will have a laugh at any attempt you make to justify this product.
Or you can email me if you would like to learn more about how nitrous actually works.

Thank you for your time,
Drew Lyons
drew.lyons@rose-hulman.edu"

Hopefully they will respond

NotchJohnson · 12-06-2002, 03:11 PM

Excellent email man. Be sure to post the response. John

PKRWUD · 12-06-2002, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
I'm suspecting atleast 30% of the people that buy your product will attempt to inhale a small amount, and it will freeze their lungs and kill them, and YOU will be responisble.

That is an excellent email, but you do realize the statement above is false, right?

fiveohpatrol · 12-06-2002, 03:45 PM

about them being responsible? yeah its probably not true, but neither is any of the stuff they are saying

ultraflo · 12-06-2002, 03:48 PM

WAY TO GO DREW!!!!!!

...glad you took the time to email those clowns, I commend your efforts.

-Ryan

PKRWUD · 12-06-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveohpatrol
about them being responsible? yeah its probably not true, but neither is any of the stuff they are saying

No, about them freezing their lungs.

12-05-2002, 02:45 PM	#1
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	"Racer Safe" Nawwssss Look at the new safe nitrous kits for the ricers. www.nitrousmini.com __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-05-2002, 04:21 PM	#2
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	OMG. That is just plain rediculous. Gotta love that 1.6 second blast of instant power!! I also wonder what kinda PSI they're running in those "mini" bottles. Haha...some funny stuff. Oh, and the manufacturer has it right, though...at 19.99 for 5 little bottles, they'll be comin' back for more real soon. Also, did anyone see a nozzle? I think it may be the inflation needle on the lower left (like the one used for basketballs and footballs). Gotta love that precision delivery of nitrous. There's a reason kits come with all those high dollar components. Morons. --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car: '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

12-05-2002, 04:29 PM	#3
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	-Theirs -Ours - Dangerously large amounts of NO2 sprayed to damage engine - Small doses to prevent engine damage (what kinda hp gains?) - NO2 mixed with Sulfur Dioxide (so??) - 100% pure Nitrous Oxide, no cheap additives - 90% of system comprised of useless electronics (solenoids are usless ) - No electronics, to be able to sell our kit affordably - Huge 100 lb. bottles (huh????) - Disposable tiny cartridges - Hundreds to refill bottle when empty (what????) - Throw out the cartridge - Reassemble entire nitrous oxide system when taking out bottle to get it refilled (WTF!?!?!?) - Open the Injection Tube, take out the used cartridge, and throw it away! - Highly flammable and dangerous (that just wrong!!!) - No sulfur dioxide! Not flammable! - Needs to be professionally installed, very expensive (wrong again!) - Installs in your driveway with a few simple tools! - Costs anywhere between $700-$4000 (you get what you pay for) - $169.00 plus FREE SHIPPING ....BOY, have they really got something there! That's too bad they've got their FACTS all screwed up.. big time!!! I wonder if they know that is N2O and not NO2? ...probably not, they just call it Nawwsss (nos) I feel sorry for the dumb SOB that falls for this... no, wait, I don't!!! __________________ RLS Racing! 93 LX 9.20 @ 147mph 03 Mach 1 12.39 @ 116mph Last edited by ultraflo; 12-05-2002 at 06:40 PM..

12-05-2002, 06:11 PM	#5
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	sorry, didnt see it on here before. Its got to be some sort of joke though. Its just to ridiculous to be true. __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-05-2002, 07:10 PM	#6
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	That's just sad . . . . __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-05-2002, 07:11 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	WAIT! I just thought of something, if I had one of those sitdown lawn mowers I would so hook this baby up to it. lol Imagin that. I knew there had to be something good coming out of this POS. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-05-2002, 08:30 PM	#8
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Sad......very very sad __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

12-05-2002, 08:58 PM	#9
H.T's83 Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cheesehead City, via The City a Mouse Built Posts: 83	And you can use it to propel whipped cream! WOW! For only $200, What a deal! __________________ A REAL Redneck's last four words: "HEY, Y'ALL WATCH THIS!"

12-05-2002, 09:09 PM	#10
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	LOL! ...GOOD CALL!!!! That was pretty good bro... I'm dyin' over here! ROTFLMAO

12-05-2002, 10:03 PM	#11
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Hey, I'm up for a 100 pound bottle of nitrous! Where do I sign up for that inferior system that these guys are replacing??? *This would be pretty cool for r/c cars, though!* Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

12-05-2002, 10:15 PM	#12
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Holy ****! Chris that is a badass idea man. I have 4 nitro cars to try it out with. Too bad they already turn 35,000 rpm. __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-05-2002, 11:37 PM	#14
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	i'm thinkin.. heads up showdown between an all motor Barbie power wheel and assistted motorized walker with the mini "nawss".. my greens on the powerwheel LAdies an gentlemen Its official.. Ricers have trumped themselves in the stupid ideas to end all stupid ideas realm ..mini nos: for the racer that afraid of speed... mini nos: the answer to a question no one asked.. __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

12-06-2002, 03:08 PM	#15
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	I just HAD to email them and tell them what I thought. Here's what I wrote "I was linked to your website through a mustang message board which was poking fun at your "safe" nitrous kit. I don't know where you get your information from, but you dont have the slightest idea about nitrous oxide. You must have watched the fast and furious 1 too many times. First of all, a typical nitrous bottle is a 10lb bottle, which means it can hold a capacity of 10lbs of nitrous. The bottle itself weighs right around 15lbs, for a total of 25lbs. Second, the cost of nitrous is anywhere between $3-5 per pound, which would cost (at the VERY MOST) about $50 to have filled. Third, you do NOT need to disassemble the nitrous kit to refill the bottle. Only the bottle needs to be removed. Just unhook the feed line, and the bottle bracket and take it to get filled, thats it! Fourth, the sulfer dioxide in nitrous is put in there to stop idiots like you from inhaling the stuff to get high. The stuff you get at the dentist's office is of a VERY small amount of actual N20 (thats nitrous oxide, not NAWSSS). I'm suspecting atleast 30% of the people that buy your product will attempt to inhale a small amount, and it will freeze their lungs and kill them, and YOU will be responisble. Fifth, nitrous oxide is NOT a flammable gas. Did Vin Diesel teach you that? sixth, 90% of useless electronics huh? That just made my claim of you being an idiot that much more truthfull. I can go on and on about this, but you will continue to be a dumbass thats out to take peoples money, and then kill them. Are you sure you aren't part of a tobaco company? Feel free to email me if this made you upset in any way, because I will have a laugh at any attempt you make to justify this product. Or you can email me if you would like to learn more about how nitrous actually works. Thank you for your time, Drew Lyons drew.lyons@rose-hulman.edu" Hopefully they will respond __________________ NMRA O/C 9516 NA pumpgas stickshift 347 10.65@125.6, 6.73@100, 1.41 60ft

12-06-2002, 03:11 PM	#16
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Excellent email man. Be sure to post the response. John __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-06-2002, 03:45 PM	#18
fiveohpatrol I'd rather be basketweaving Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,551	about them being responsible? yeah its probably not true, but neither is any of the stuff they are saying __________________ NMRA O/C 9516 NA pumpgas stickshift 347 10.65@125.6, 6.73@100, 1.41 60ft

12-06-2002, 03:48 PM	#19
ultraflo NX dealer-man Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Peoria, Illinois Posts: 977	WAY TO GO DREW!!!!!! ...glad you took the time to email those clowns, I commend your efforts. -Ryan