Muslim Suicide

srv1 · 12-18-2002, 08:27 PM

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now...No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hotdogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, You can't shave, Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by
someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.

No mystery here!

mustangII460 · 12-18-2002, 09:54 PM

They get pissed cause we have cool stuff. So they want to blow it up.

That makes sense

Good post.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-18-2002, 11:52 PM

no mustang's, no strip club's, no hooker's - uuppss i better quit while im ahead lol.

DAN-MAN · 12-19-2002, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT
no mustang's, no strip club's, no hooker's - uuppss i better quit while im ahead lol.

Oh they've got hookers. That would be your next door neighbor pimping out his goat or donkey.

Daniel.

LayanRubr · 12-19-2002, 08:29 PM

lol, you guys got that right

The donkey disposition idea was hilarous too, man sniff gotta love this site.

The Deuce · 12-20-2002, 01:40 AM

Why don't they have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?

The donkeys can't take all that abuse!

jj_jonathon · 12-20-2002, 01:50 AM

What's Osama's idea of "safe sex"?

Tagging the donkeys that kick.

1969Mach1 · 12-20-2002, 03:30 AM

hahaha lmao... I don't know if it's cause it's 3:30 AM and I havn't slept in almost 24 hours or that was pretty funny. lol

§am.

69fastback · 12-20-2002, 10:04 PM

I will tell everyone wright now on mustangworks that muslium suicude=going up against 1ST BAttalion 41st Infantry out of Ft. riley kansas.

srv1 · 12-20-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jj_jonathon
What's Osama's idea of "safe sex"?

Tagging the donkeys that kick.

That was really funny!!!

12-18-2002, 08:27 PM	#1
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	Muslim Suicide Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now...No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hotdogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, You can't shave, Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better. No mystery here! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-18-2002, 09:54 PM	#2
mustangII460 Factoy Five Roadster Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sevier Co,Tennessee Posts: 1,681	They get pissed cause we have cool stuff. So they want to blow it up. That makes sense Good post. __________________ Frank

12-18-2002, 11:52 PM	#3
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12-19-2002, 08:29 PM	#5
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	lol, you guys got that right The donkey disposition idea was hilarous too, man sniff gotta love this site. __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

12-20-2002, 01:40 AM	#6
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12-20-2002, 01:50 AM	#7
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12-20-2002, 03:30 AM	#8
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha lmao... I don't know if it's cause it's 3:30 AM and I havn't slept in almost 24 hours or that was pretty funny. lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-20-2002, 10:04 PM	#9
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	I will tell everyone wright now on mustangworks that muslium suicude=going up against 1ST BAttalion 41st Infantry out of Ft. riley kansas. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

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