~Sowry Guys, ya know I love ya.."bumper stickers"~

[Mr 5 0]

Jill: We love you, too.


Life's too short to date ugly women

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Good cowgirls keep their calves together

Life is sexually transmitted.

Not all women are fools. Some are single.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.


That last one was for you, Jill. We're not all wise guys.