sum stupid humor. (long)

[Pokey 5.0]

i got this in an e-mail from a friend over-seas, some of these are stupid but theyre still amusing.

1)
a guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only saran-wrap for shorts. the shrink says " well, i can clearly see you're nuts!"

2)
i went to buy some camoflague pants yesterday but i couldnt find any.

3)
i bet the butcher $1 that he couldnt reach the meat on the top shelf and he replied " yer right, the steaks are too high!"

4)
a man wakes up from surgery in the hospital and tells the doctor he cant feel his legs, the doctor replies " i know you cant, i cut off yer arms!"

5)
a man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says " doc my dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do?" the doctor picks up the dog, looks at his eyes and then his teeth. doc says " i'm going to have to put him down!", man asks " why, cuz he's cross-eyed?" doc says " no, its because he's too heavy!"

6)
apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are chinese. there are 5 people in my family, so its either my mom, dad, my older brother olin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but i still think its Coiln!

7)
man walks into the doctors office and says "ive hurt my arm in several places" the doctor replies " well, dont go there anymore!"

last one
8)
Irelands worst air disaster occuredearlier today when a small 2 seater Cessna crashed into a cemetary . Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb much higher as digging continues well into the night!

im really sorry about this, i know theyre stupid but i just couldnt help it!