The Stench of Rice at Autozone

[Fox Body]

Okay, since this is still going....
..... today *sigh*, my friend (drives a '92 Z28) and I are in a parking lot. He's talking to some other friends of ours while I'm loading my guitar in the '92. In pulls this RICED OUT RICE ROCKET (to put it very nicely) Baretta/Corsica with the near 5 foot aluminum wing on the back and some stickers and other feces. I'm like "who is this pulling into the parking lot with this turd." I'm thinking, "yeah, too much Farts and Futurless." Come to find out it's this kid we kinda know (by the way, this kids younger brother is CRAZY about Mustangs-- and Elvis-- and many times has asked me about my '79.... I even gave the kid one of my MM&FF magazines).

A few minutes later, we were eating lunch and I said to my friend, "Hey you saw who was driving that ricemobile right?" He was like "Yep". Typical white boy with earrings in his ear, gay N'Sync hairdo, to little teenage girls (I decided to use this word instead of the first word that came to mind) riding with him wearing tight close . Now punk thinks hE's Da mAn WiT dA hOnEys, yO ! "I got a car just as cool as the ones in the movie!!!" When I talked to my friend about this I had to put my head on his shoulder and almost started to cry.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I don't know how much more of this ricedemic I can take b4 I snap....