"Speedway Devils" Ricers at Their Best

[429mustang]

"You're just like, I don't know, it wastes a lot of gas." Damn, what a F*CKING PUSSY. I'd like to beat his a*s just for being so f*cking stupid.

"Pavlik doesn't have to worry much about being out-performed; his 1991 Subaru 300Z with Nitrus boosters can get up to 400 horsepower".

Hmm, nitrous boosters are pretty sweet -WTF???? So are strobe lights incase you want to have a rave in your car.

"Sometimes the car can actually become who you are", as Mario Sweeney, a computer science senior found out.
So did his car turn into a computer scientist? Oh wait, he must be studying how to be gay, cause his car is pretty gay. Hay computer scientist, if you've been pulled over 3 times on a street you should probably keep going back. Actually Mario should just drive over to my apartment so I can ***** him and his car up.