time to start the hate letters to ford

[DeltaMustang65]

OMFG! The day they make a Mustang sedan or wagon or a front wheel drive Mustang is the day you see me on the news running over these m****r-f****r's necks with these damn abominations.

You want a sedan or something more "practical"? Buy a different car. Ford makes plenty of various kinds of cars, and if you can't find one there, go elsewhere.

As far as I know, there's exactly ONE Mustang wagon, and it's a concept. Make that a hideous concept. Only a complete douchebag would slice a mustang up and make a wagon out of it. OMG, wagon! I can't get this out of my head now. Aren't wagons pretty much obsolete these days, anyway? Were they ever popular, even in the slightest. I mean, WTF?

Next thing you know, they'll be making Mustang vans and suvs so they can please EVERYbody. Gee, a 4 wheel drive would be nice. Why not install a nice 8" lift kit while you're at it, so you can appeal to all the 20 year olds with "size issues"?