Am I a loser?

bigwhitecobra · 05-06-2001, 03:57 AM

Sitting in my car, listening to the sound of 300 horses yurning to run rampid, I notice a new patch of freshly laid asphalt. Gingerly, I crept up on the virgin territory. The smell of tar still thick in the air.
Without so much as a warning, I stomped on the gas, and heard the familiar sound of screaming tires and raging anger.
As I listen to the sounds of my personal symphany, I imagine what ancient cultures would think if I were to travel back in time. Would I be a God, or a Demon?
A Demon, for sure. For I am HorsePower, and I am angry.

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The Black Mamba 11.2@124 Not running, engine being pulled. 351 going in with blower.
94 Cobra- MAC cold air fender kit, Motorsport underdrive pulley's, MAC 21/2" off-road H pipe, SVO mufflers, 3.73 gears, E-303 cam, 13.417@101.335mph

Token Right Guy · 05-06-2001, 04:08 AM

Doing a burnout on virgin asphalt doesn't make you a loser...I likely would have done the same thing. Now, telling us about it,well...
As to the time-travel question, I'd say you would be a God- until you ran out of gas. I suppose it would still be a cool ride with only 2 horsepower instead of 300, though.

69fastback · 05-06-2001, 08:17 AM

I am going to go with demon on this one. The sound of 300 horses I think would scare the hell out of people a few hundred years ago.

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69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods.
97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III
BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN.
Objects in the mirror are about to disappear...
QUICKLY!!!!!!

95mustanggt · 05-06-2001, 12:54 PM

Demon,

I know that if I was running around with a spear and a loin cloth and I saw a car that sounded like a hurd of angry Bison, moved faster than a couger, and was larger than a Grizzly bear I'd run my *** off in the other direction!

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Driving: 1998 F-150
Far way in Edmonton==>

1995 Mustang GT

[This message has been edited by 95mustanggt (edited 05-06-2001).]

NoSlow5.0 · 05-06-2001, 01:04 PM

I'm right there with you. The city just finished repaving the entire street next to mine. It is about 2 miles of fresh, virgin tarmac. SOOOOOO tempting, soooooo fun. NEEDS A NICE COATING OF RUBBER NOW!!! Light Em Up!!

WHITECOBRAGIRL94 · 05-07-2001, 07:08 AM

Are you a loser? Hummmm? Let
me think and get back to ya.

You are a demon. No god
status for you yet. LOL

Give me my car back.

bigwhitecobra · 05-07-2001, 08:52 AM

Mmmmhmm

ok

sure

97snakedriver · 05-07-2001, 09:00 AM

The only problem is that if you went back to before they had roads, you'd a hole digging, loud noise making, yet immobile demon.

WHITECOBRAGIRL94 · 05-07-2001, 10:08 AM

please disregard my
dileriousness(sp?).

You know I like fresh
blacktop. Always fun and
tempting.

SkarodoM · 05-07-2001, 11:09 AM

You think its fun in a car..... try hitting it on a sportbike... nice and sticky.. mmmmm lay that bish down

white00GT · 05-07-2001, 04:41 PM

Fresh asphalt is the deal. When I got home Friday I went to the mall, and noticed that they had just finished repaving the whole parking lot.
Now need I really say more about freshly paved mall parking lot?? I really didn't think so.

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2000 Mustang GT

bigwhitecobra · 05-07-2001, 06:47 PM

The roads at work have just been paved, for the first time. When I first noticed it, it was all I could do not to burn a hole into it. I do have the honor of being the first person to light it up. Other's have tired to top mine, but no serious contenders yet. Hey Phil, bring that bad arse 'Maro up there and rip it up!

srv1 · 05-07-2001, 08:55 PM

Any KISS fans out there? Maybe the younger crowd may not know, but i would have to say "God of Thunder..."
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SkarodoM · 05-07-2001, 10:26 PM

John... up where

If you see some purty black esses painted down the road... ive been there =P

Phil
Jerico Performance
***** ATI! A;OFEW8AH

05-06-2001, 03:57 AM	#1
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	Am I a loser? Sitting in my car, listening to the sound of 300 horses yurning to run rampid, I notice a new patch of freshly laid asphalt. Gingerly, I crept up on the virgin territory. The smell of tar still thick in the air. Without so much as a warning, I stomped on the gas, and heard the familiar sound of screaming tires and raging anger. As I listen to the sounds of my personal symphany, I imagine what ancient cultures would think if I were to travel back in time. Would I be a God, or a Demon? A Demon, for sure. For I am HorsePower, and I am angry. ------------------ The Black Mamba 11.2@124 Not running, engine being pulled. 351 going in with blower. 94 Cobra- MAC cold air fender kit, Motorsport underdrive pulley's, MAC 21/2" off-road H pipe, SVO mufflers, 3.73 gears, E-303 cam, 13.417@101.335mph

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05-06-2001, 04:08 AM	#2
Token Right Guy Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 40	Doing a burnout on virgin asphalt doesn't make you a loser...I likely would have done the same thing. Now, telling us about it,well... As to the time-travel question, I'd say you would be a God- until you ran out of gas. I suppose it would still be a cool ride with only 2 horsepower instead of 300, though.

05-06-2001, 08:17 AM	#3
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	I am going to go with demon on this one. The sound of 300 horses I think would scare the hell out of people a few hundred years ago. ------------------ 69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods. 97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN. Objects in the mirror are about to disappear... QUICKLY!!!!!!

05-06-2001, 12:54 PM	#4
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Demon, I know that if I was running around with a spear and a loin cloth and I saw a car that sounded like a hurd of angry Bison, moved faster than a couger, and was larger than a Grizzly bear I'd run my * off in the other direction!** ------------------ Driving: 1998 F-150 Far way in Edmonton==> 1995 Mustang GT [This message has been edited by 95mustanggt (edited 05-06-2001).]

05-06-2001, 01:04 PM	#5
NoSlow5.0 YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jonesboro,Georgia,USA (Providence, Ri) Posts: 868	I'm right there with you. The city just finished repaving the entire street next to mine. It is about 2 miles of fresh, virgin tarmac. SOOOOOO tempting, soooooo fun. NEEDS A NICE COATING OF RUBBER NOW!!! Light Em Up!!

05-07-2001, 07:08 AM	#6
WHITECOBRAGIRL94 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mooresville, NC Posts: 105	Are you a loser? Hummmm? Let me think and get back to ya. You are a demon. No god status for you yet. LOL Give me my car back.

05-07-2001, 08:52 AM	#7
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	Mmmmhmm ok sure

05-07-2001, 09:00 AM	#8
97snakedriver Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Blacksburg, VA Posts: 1,526	The only problem is that if you went back to before they had roads, you'd a hole digging, loud noise making, yet immobile demon.

05-07-2001, 10:08 AM	#9
WHITECOBRAGIRL94 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mooresville, NC Posts: 105	please disregard my dileriousness(sp?). You know I like fresh blacktop. Always fun and tempting.

05-07-2001, 11:09 AM	#10
SkarodoM Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 199	You think its fun in a car..... try hitting it on a sportbike... nice and sticky.. mmmmm lay that bish down

05-07-2001, 04:41 PM	#11
white00GT Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Pawleys Island SC Posts: 229	Fresh asphalt is the deal. When I got home Friday I went to the mall, and noticed that they had just finished repaving the whole parking lot. Now need I really say more about freshly paved mall parking lot?? I really didn't think so. ------------------ 2000 Mustang GT

05-07-2001, 06:47 PM	#12
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	The roads at work have just been paved, for the first time. When I first noticed it, it was all I could do not to burn a hole into it. I do have the honor of being the first person to light it up. Other's have tired to top mine, but no serious contenders yet. Hey Phil, bring that bad arse 'Maro up there and rip it up!

05-07-2001, 08:55 PM	#13
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	Any KISS fans out there? Maybe the younger crowd may not know, but i would have to say "God of Thunder..." ---------- 90 LX Black on Black Flowbabies

05-07-2001, 10:26 PM	#14
SkarodoM Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 199	John... up where If you see some purty black esses painted down the road... ive been there =P Phil Jerico Performance ***** ATI! A;OFEW8AH