I... CAN'T.... STOP.... LAUGHING.... PLEASE... HELP!

Hammer · 08-17-2001, 08:52 PM

Personally,
I wouldn't care if that thing had 800 rwhp... I'd STILL be laughing at just the HUGE park bench he stuck on that thing as he flew off.... I'm sorry, its just the personification of really bad taste in my opinion. Could you imagine trying to SELL that crap in a few years when this whole craze dies down?

I'm still trying to understand the whole point of huge wings on front wheel drive cars anyway....

As far as the engine compartment is concerned, you'd probably be seeing something displayed on the web site if there was anything worth mentioning...
I'd be HIGHLY surprised if that guy had one actual performance mod other than induction/exhaust. You'd probably see a whole bunch of chrome coverings all over everything in the compartment.... Maybe some "custom" spray paint job.
Typical ricer show stuff.

In fact, if someone wants to email this guy and find out, I'll put down 20 bucks he can't cut a 14.0 1/4 mile.

And I'd be surprised if he's done any better than a 15.0. I don't know ANYTHING about the Focus, but I would think even one with forced induction wouldn't be very straight-line impressive even compared to a lightly modded 99-01 Mustang....

Heck, the weight from the wing ALONE would cost him 2 tenths....

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"The Yellowjacket"
381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

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08-17-2001, 08:52 PM	#10
Hammer AKA "Dr. Evil" Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: South Fork Ranch Posts: 1,721	Personally, I wouldn't care if that thing had 800 rwhp... I'd STILL be laughing at just the HUGE park bench he stuck on that thing as he flew off.... I'm sorry, its just the personification of really bad taste in my opinion. Could you imagine trying to SELL that crap in a few years when this whole craze dies down? I'm still trying to understand the whole point of huge wings on front wheel drive cars anyway.... As far as the engine compartment is concerned, you'd probably be seeing something displayed on the web site if there was anything worth mentioning... I'd be HIGHLY surprised if that guy had one actual performance mod other than induction/exhaust. You'd probably see a whole bunch of chrome coverings all over everything in the compartment.... Maybe some "custom" spray paint job. Typical ricer show stuff. In fact, if someone wants to email this guy and find out, I'll put down 20 bucks he can't cut a 14.0 1/4 mile. And I'd be surprised if he's done any better than a 15.0. I don't know ANYTHING about the Focus, but I would think even one with forced induction wouldn't be very straight-line impressive even compared to a lightly modded 99-01 Mustang.... Heck, the weight from the wing ALONE would cost him 2 tenths.... ------------------ "The Yellowjacket" 381.8 rwhp 377.6 rwtq "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."