I... CAN'T.... STOP.... LAUGHING.... PLEASE... HELP!

95mustanggt · 08-18-2001, 11:54 AM

Well I have 2 explanations:

1. It is actually Fords new feature on the Focus. We all know about Ford and the Hydrogen fuel cell. I mean Ford was the first to do a lot of things, like desing the first production lines.

Well this is another first. Just like the Explorer is for exploring the ground. This new Focus option gives you the power of flight!

Yes that's right, if you look closely at that wing it is actually positioned so that it creates lift not down force! For a few thousand $$ you too can order this option on your focus!

2. The guy is perminantly drunk. Can can't but the bottle down. He drinks in the morning at breakfast, in the shower, at school, (not at work, he was fired for being drunk), he drinks constantly. This constant state of drunkeness makes him unaware that his car is the laughing stock of community/country.

But not too worry he found a friend with the same condition, he drives a cavalier...

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1995 Mustang GT

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08-18-2001, 11:54 AM	#1
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Well I have 2 explanations: 1. It is actually Fords new feature on the Focus. We all know about Ford and the Hydrogen fuel cell. I mean Ford was the first to do a lot of things, like desing the first production lines. Well this is another first. Just like the Explorer is for exploring the ground. This new Focus option gives you the power of flight! Yes that's right, if you look closely at that wing it is actually positioned so that it creates lift not down force! For a few thousand $$ you too can order this option on your focus! 2. The guy is perminantly drunk. Can can't but the bottle down. He drinks in the morning at breakfast, in the shower, at school, (not at work, he was fired for being drunk), he drinks constantly. This constant state of drunkeness makes him unaware that his car is the laughing stock of community/country. But not too worry he found a friend with the same condition, he drives a cavalier... ------------------ 1995 Mustang GT