The latest advice for good living...

[srv1]

this is a little gross, but funny as hell:
Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first
anatomy class

> with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the
surgery

> table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the
professor

> started the class by telling them:

> "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a

doctor:

> The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted. The

> Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the a** of the
dead

> body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he

> told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and

subsequently

> taking turns,sunk their finger in the a** of the dead body and
sucked

it

> after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor
looked at

> them and told them:"The second important quality is
observation. I

sunk

> the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people