top 5 reasons you know your a gear head

[tireburner163]

1) You use nitrous while going to the store to get bread and milk.

2) You claim you car as a dependent on you tax form(and why not? You wash them, you feed them, you buy them things)

3) Enstead of calculating gas mileage you calculat gas footage

4) You consider a $3,000 dollar motor a sound finantial investment

5) You've tried to race the neighborhood kid on his bike


P.S. My all time favorite saying

1) If at first you don't secede, ***** it, don't be a hard-headed bast*rd

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THE SLO PONY
1992 Ford Mustand LX. 2.3 liter four-banger, auto. Mods: yanked air-intake silencer Future mods: V-8 or turbo 2.3 swap.

If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin hard enough