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Old 09-02-2002, 02:50 PM   #1
Hammer
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Arrow They've found us out... Its over...

Well, its all over the news....
I'm evil.... yes, the great 2-horned one....
and if you live In the U.S. 50 states or its territories, you're evil too...
Our president is the leader of a corrupt government led by a secret coalition of a Jew\Catholic\Protestant New World Order.
Heck, even Muslims who live on this soil are "tainted" and have been forsaken like the rest of our evil lot....

9/11, was only a plot cooked up by our evil coalition so we can blame the poor terrorist whackos who've had absolutely nothing to do with THOUSANDS of deaths over the past few decades.

We don't care about the environment or human rights. (You know the UN Human Rights council? We got thrown out... You know who IS there? North Korea, China, and maybe even Iraq if I'm correct)

The new "environmental" summit.... we're messing that up too. So I guess well just pollute everyone to death. (We've got this "magic" shield that will keep our air clean.... shh, don't tell the rest of the world...)

We don't care about the poor or the unfortunate. (Forget the BILLIONS of dollars in aid every year, or troops who die to keep nut-bags all over the world at bay...)

We are ALL multimillionares who smoke cigars and have human slaves who wipe our a%^es with lilacs after we go to the bathroom....

Iraq is just a weak peaceful nation that we just LOVE to kick around for the fun of it... We just LOVE misery and death.

And you know who found this out? He busted our code...
Saddam Hussein.... He's a smart guy who's going to save the world from us.

Quote:

"America," Saddam was quoted as saying, "believes it should control the world. But some of the world's states have nuclear bombs and this is not feasible."

Saddam said that if the United States "controlled Middle East oil, it would control the world. This oil represents 65 percent of world oil reserves. Therefore, America believes if it squashed Iraq, it would control the oil of the Middle East and consequently hold the oil in its hands [and] fix its price the way it likes."

Saddam said that it appears "Europe has discovered this at last."

"Its position is not in solidarity with Iraq for humanitarian and legal reasons only, but also in defense of the future, freedom and interests of Europe in the face of the scheme of America to control the world," he said.

Saddam was quoted as saying the situation "concerns every honest man in the world."

"Iraq's battle isn't only national and pan-Arab only, but a battle of mankind."

We are the 21st century's Nazis.... Didn't you realise that?
We've expanded our vision.... we include all races and religions now. As long as you submit to the almighty American dollar, you're our brother. If you don't, We will Blitzkrieg all over your ***% until your entire nation is exterminated. We love chemical, biological, and nuclear warfare... Hell, we couldn't WAIT to kill a few hundred thousand slant eyes during WWII. Women, children, old folks..... Hell, line em up. We've got enough to kill em all....

We will take your oil, rape your women, and turn your children into slaves.....

For you innocent, blameless people in the rest of the world. Your only hope are your heros Saddam and Osama.
They are the soldiers of light and they will defeat us.

Then all of you may live in peace, in tents, with mules and rancid food.

Thank God for that.....
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