*Story* My day as a ricer

cyclical · 10-11-2002, 05:41 PM

This was taken from another website and was written by zilverX2:

I got up in the morning and put on my pants. I didn't feel like pulling them all the way up so I left them hanging below my ***. I thought this is cool in case I get a girl and need to flop my 2" rod at her quickly.

So I put on my cap, and out I went. I fell down the damn stairs because I tripped on my pants. That's okay I only hit my head and God knows I've done that many times before.

Anyway I got into my phat ride and hooked up my yellow padded seat belt. I had to re-new the layer of duct tape that kept the windshield from leaking because of my failed attempt to make it look like lexan. Other than that my car sounded so cool with the 5" tip I just got at Pep boys. Pep boys is wack, they have a cool section now. I hope I get the store credit card so I can buy a set of blue washer lights and ****!

At a red light I revved at some looser in a piece of **** V8 American car. The guy was cool because he started to laugh. I think it's cool that he can laugh at himself like that. No way he was laughing at me because in total I have like 150 HP because I bought new spark plugs and a exhaust tip. I have stickers of things that I'd like to buy for my car, so people better watch out.

The V8 guy didn't want to race me, but I showed him anyway and floored it. I manually shifted my automatic transmission when the red light from the monster tach lit my whole face. I got him by 15 car lenghts. Count to think of it, I think he turned to another street but the distance he was from me still counts right?

So here I am crusing along the street in first gear, in case I need to race again. My engine sounded so sweet revving at around 5k and my car going 15 MPH. All the ladies looked at me. I was so happy, if I wouldn't have painted my rear drums yellow I would have stopped to talk to them. I wanted my yellow paint on my drums to stay clean you know.

Finally I creep up to another damn American car at a red light. This guy was a joke. He had like these huge *** tires in the rear and it looked like he didn't even cut his springs, so I thought I had an advantage over him. His old car with "Rice Killer" on the rear window had a huge chrome hood ornament in the middle of the hood. It had 3 little holes on it and the whole thing moved left to right. I thought "dang, I wonder if Pep boys has something like that for me to bolt onto the hood too"? Heck I'd put it on the roof.

His car had side exhaust that blew what smelt like un-burnt gas into my passenger window. I would have rolled up the window but it's hard to pretend you have electric windows with the passenger window. I can do it very good with my window. People can't even tell that I don't have electric windows. The open window let all the noises this car made. It sounded like real ****. The car was shaking left and right while the engine sounded like it was going to stall at any moment! I was sure I'd win if we'd race. So I revved and revved until my "V-tech" light came on (I wired the V-tech light to turn on instead of "Check Engine" (much cooler that way).

The guy turned off his engine and got out of his car and ask me if I heard a loud bee? I was WTF bro? You smoking **** dude? I asked him if he wanted to race. The guy agreed and got back into his ugly car and started up the engine.

When the light finally turned green, I got tunnel vision and floored it. All I saw was my monster tach and the road ahead of me. When I got a couple of miles away from where the race started, I pulled back and looked behind me to see how far back the car was?

To my demise the guy was at a general store a little further UP the street. He had enough time to beat me in the race and get a pack of smokes before I could even catch up? I investigated his car once I arrived to the store a couple of minutes later. I was looking for two big bottles of NOS. The guy told me his car was blown. I pretended to understand because I've never heard that before on Fast and the Furious.

Well that was bad luck. Luckily I made him understand that my car has better HP per liter. Again he started to laugh at himself. I’m starting to like the V8 owners since they seem so open minded and capable of laughing about themselves.

I finally made it school and parked with my buddies. They have cool cars with ground effects and fake hood scoops. I told them about my drive to school that morning, which enticed them to watch Fast and the Furious again to see if they mention the term “blown”.

We had a great day at school.

I had my car towed back home because I forgot to turn off my powerful stereo system after lunch. I couldn’t just boost my car because I took off the alternator thing that just sucked up power from my engine. I went to bed and dreamed about how cool the next day would be.

this is not cbring · 10-11-2002, 05:52 PM

*yawns*

10-11-2002, 07:44 PM

lol, that was pretty funny dude. "The car was shaking left and right while the engine sounded like it was going to stall at any moment! " lol, i like the description

Crazy Horse GT · 10-11-2002, 07:54 PM

sounds about right lmao.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-11-2002, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
*yawns*

geez we are all so much smarter from that reply, dork.

dont like it dont read it got it.

Eric4Nitrous · 10-11-2002, 09:50 PM

he's mad cuz that story was about him marty

this is not cbring · 10-11-2002, 09:58 PM

i suppose "sounds about right lmao" is Pulitzer material........

whats with all the name-calling, Crazy Horse? i thought we were grown-ups here

Eric4Nitrous · 10-11-2002, 10:05 PM

Your not a grown-up..your a ricer. Theirs a difference.

this is not cbring · 10-11-2002, 10:08 PM

why i am a ricer, again, mr. moderator?

Crazy Horse GT · 10-11-2002, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
i suppose "sounds about right lmao" is Pulitzer material........

whats with all the name-calling, Crazy Horse? i thought we were grown-ups here

oh and - yawn , was amzing info , if you dont like it dont read it, simple - get it, you are a ricer.

everyone was pretty polite with your boring honda pic's, but you had to wize off again, am i right, thank you- drive thru.

Eric4Nitrous · 10-11-2002, 10:12 PM

just because i say you are repo-man. Must be a nice job..kicking people out of their houses.

this is not cbring · 10-11-2002, 10:18 PM

i expected better from a moderator

Eric4Nitrous · 10-11-2002, 10:19 PM

i expected more from a ricer..but once again you let me down.

this is not cbring · 10-11-2002, 10:26 PM

i suppose am expected to be like everyone else and suck his dick and give him a phackin' cookie for re-circulating a variation of a story that we've all read a hundred times before and will read a hundred more times in the future........

the author who initially posted this drives a zx2 for chrissakes

Crazy Horse GT · 10-11-2002, 10:55 PM

what ever, yawn!, please show us some more honduh! pic's, please, please. yawn.

foxbodied · 10-11-2002, 11:27 PM

haha....i love this site

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 10-12-2002, 12:04 AM

Eric really as a ******* moderator stfu. i have yet to come across cbring as a damn ricer. OMG he drives a GTI

What shall we do now? GTI's are damn nice cars especially the 1.8 turbo. you are sopposed to be a good represenative of this site and mustang lovers. All i have seen you do lately is call names and brag about your full on race car that you paid the money for. You used to seem like a pretty cool guy but something has happened to you ever since your "Im leaving thread"

Yes I love my Mustang and no i wouldnt trade it in for a GTI right now but they are still nice cars. Not everyone has to like Mustangs out there. i mean Mustands are great cars but they arent the greatest thing since sliced bread.

i have yet to see cbring display the ricer attitude. besides he drives a GERMAN car. I mean he doesnt have a huge wing or ridiculous body kit or a fart pipe on it. Besides that story is ok but it is pretty much just like all the other stories.

Sorry i just had to vent a little bit.

Later,
Nick

this is not cbring · 10-12-2002, 12:08 AM

i like mustangs, that is why i came here

Crazy Horse GT · 10-12-2002, 12:11 AM

the problem , nick is cbring has to throw his holier than thou comment's in, he alway's tries to piss me off, im an easy going guy, it's the im better than you crap that pisses me off, he needs to go back to his import sites, they probably booted him from there too.

this is not cbring · 10-12-2002, 12:13 AM

actually, Crazy Horse........

you went off on me, challenged me to a race, and started insulting my car before i even knew that you existed

10-11-2002, 05:41 PM	#1
cyclical Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Norman, Ok. Posts: 19	Story My day as a ricer This was taken from another website and was written by zilverX2: I got up in the morning and put on my pants. I didn't feel like pulling them all the way up so I left them hanging below my *. I thought this is cool in case I get a girl and need to flop my 2" rod at her quickly. So I put on my cap, and out I went. I fell down the damn stairs because I tripped on my pants. That's okay I only hit my head and God knows I've done that many times before. Anyway I got into my phat ride and hooked up my yellow padded seat belt. I had to re-new the layer of duct tape that kept the windshield from leaking because of my failed attempt to make it look like lexan. Other than that my car sounded so cool with the 5" tip I just got at Pep boys. Pep boys is wack, they have a cool section now. I hope I get the store credit card so I can buy a set of blue washer lights and ! At a red light I revved at some looser in a piece of V8 American car. The guy was cool because he started to laugh. I think it's cool that he can laugh at himself like that. No way he was laughing at me because in total I have like 150 HP because I bought new spark plugs and a exhaust tip. I have stickers of things that I'd like to buy for my car, so people better watch out. The V8 guy didn't want to race me, but I showed him anyway and floored it. I manually shifted my automatic transmission when the red light from the monster tach lit my whole face. I got him by 15 car lenghts. Count to think of it, I think he turned to another street but the distance he was from me still counts right? So here I am crusing along the street in first gear, in case I need to race again. My engine sounded so sweet revving at around 5k and my car going 15 MPH. All the ladies looked at me. I was so happy, if I wouldn't have painted my rear drums yellow I would have stopped to talk to them. I wanted my yellow paint on my drums to stay clean you know. Finally I creep up to another damn American car at a red light. This guy was a joke. He had like these huge * tires in the rear and it looked like he didn't even cut his springs, so I thought I had an advantage over him. His old car with "Rice Killer" on the rear window had a huge chrome hood ornament in the middle of the hood. It had 3 little holes on it and the whole thing moved left to right. I thought "dang, I wonder if Pep boys has something like that for me to bolt onto the hood too"? Heck I'd put it on the roof. His car had side exhaust that blew what smelt like un-burnt gas into my passenger window. I would have rolled up the window but it's hard to pretend you have electric windows with the passenger window. I can do it very good with my window. People can't even tell that I don't have electric windows. The open window let all the noises this car made. It sounded like real **. The car was shaking left and right while the engine sounded like it was going to stall at any moment! I was sure I'd win if we'd race. So I revved and revved until my "V-tech" light came on (I wired the V-tech light to turn on instead of "Check Engine" (much cooler that way). The guy turned off his engine and got out of his car and ask me if I heard a loud bee? I was WTF bro? You smoking ** dude? I asked him if he wanted to race. The guy agreed and got back into his ugly car and started up the engine. When the light finally turned green, I got tunnel vision and floored it. All I saw was my monster tach and the road ahead of me. When I got a couple of miles away from where the race started, I pulled back and looked behind me to see how far back the car was? To my demise the guy was at a general store a little further UP the street. He had enough time to beat me in the race and get a pack of smokes before I could even catch up? I investigated his car once I arrived to the store a couple of minutes later. I was looking for two big bottles of NOS. The guy told me his car was blown. I pretended to understand because I've never heard that before on Fast and the Furious. Well that was bad luck. Luckily I made him understand that my car has better HP per liter. Again he started to laugh at himself. I’m starting to like the V8 owners since they seem so open minded and capable of laughing about themselves. I finally made it school and parked with my buddies. They have cool cars with ground effects and fake hood scoops. I told them about my drive to school that morning, which enticed them to watch Fast and the Furious again to see if they mention the term “blown”. We had a great day at school. I had my car towed back home because I forgot to turn off my powerful stereo system after lunch. I couldn’t just boost my car because I took off the alternator thing that just sucked up power from my engine. I went to bed and dreamed about how cool the next day would be. __________________ www.mustang-x.com <----Visit 2000 Mustang GT Pro-5.0 Shifter Steeda Underdrive Pulleys K&N Filtercharger Kit Bassani X-Pipe 2 Chamber Flowmasters Ohhh and did I mention 100 shot of Nitrous Express? GENX-2 NX Upgrade

10-11-2002, 05:52 PM	#2
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	yawns __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-11-2002, 07:54 PM	#4
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	sounds about right lmao. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-11-2002, 09:50 PM	#6
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	he's mad cuz that story was about him marty __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-11-2002, 09:58 PM	#7
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	i suppose "sounds about right lmao" is Pulitzer material........ whats with all the name-calling, Crazy Horse? i thought we were grown-ups here __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-11-2002, 07:44 PM	#3
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol, that was pretty funny dude. "The car was shaking left and right while the engine sounded like it was going to stall at any moment! " lol, i like the description

10-11-2002, 10:05 PM	#8
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	Your not a grown-up..your a ricer. Theirs a difference. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-11-2002, 10:08 PM	#9
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	why i am a ricer, again, mr. moderator? __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-11-2002, 10:12 PM	#11
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	just because i say you are repo-man. Must be a nice job..kicking people out of their houses. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-11-2002, 10:18 PM	#12
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	i expected better from a moderator __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-11-2002, 10:19 PM	#13
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	i expected more from a ricer..but once again you let me down. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

10-11-2002, 10:26 PM	#14
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	i suppose am expected to be like everyone else and suck his dick and give him a phackin' cookie for re-circulating a variation of a story that we've all read a hundred times before and will read a hundred more times in the future........ the author who initially posted this drives a zx2 for chrissakes __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-11-2002, 10:55 PM	#15
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	what ever, yawn!, please show us some more honduh! pic's, please, please. yawn. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-11-2002, 11:27 PM	#16
foxbodied Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Port Washington,New York Posts: 104	haha....i love this site

10-12-2002, 12:04 AM	#17
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	Eric really as a ******* moderator stfu. i have yet to come across cbring as a damn ricer. OMG he drives a GTI What shall we do now? GTI's are damn nice cars especially the 1.8 turbo. you are sopposed to be a good represenative of this site and mustang lovers. All i have seen you do lately is call names and brag about your full on race car that you paid the money for. You used to seem like a pretty cool guy but something has happened to you ever since your "Im leaving thread" Yes I love my Mustang and no i wouldnt trade it in for a GTI right now but they are still nice cars. Not everyone has to like Mustangs out there. i mean Mustands are great cars but they arent the greatest thing since sliced bread. i have yet to see cbring display the ricer attitude. besides he drives a GERMAN car. I mean he doesnt have a huge wing or ridiculous body kit or a fart pipe on it. Besides that story is ok but it is pretty much just like all the other stories. Sorry i just had to vent a little bit. Later, Nick __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

10-12-2002, 12:08 AM	#18
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	i like mustangs, that is why i came here __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

10-12-2002, 12:11 AM	#19
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	the problem , nick is cbring has to throw his holier than thou comment's in, he alway's tries to piss me off, im an easy going guy, it's the im better than you crap that pisses me off, he needs to go back to his import sites, they probably booted him from there too. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-12-2002, 12:13 AM	#20
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	actually, Crazy Horse........ you went off on me, challenged me to a race, and started insulting my car before i even knew that you existed __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

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